This is a legitimate conversation I just had with a friend...
Me: THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
Friend: Okay, Mr. Owl.
Me: Don't call me that.
Friend: ...Mr. Owl...
Me: *eye twitch*
Friend: Heheh. I knew you would do that.
Me: Shut up.
Friend: Shut doesn't go up.
Me: Shut down, then.
Friend: Physically impossible. To shut down, I would have to die.
Me: I can arrange that.
Friend: ...forget I said anything.
Me: Wise choice.
