So we were playing Dr. Pinball today. It's basically a variant of dodgeball.
                              Me: *watching a guy who has a ball in case he throws it*
                              Other Guy I Didn't See: *throws a ball directly at my face*
                              Me: *notices at the last second and the ball flies past millimeters from my face*
                              Random Girl: *laughing her head off*
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  