So today we had fire drills for the buses, and two older kids - me and some random person I don't know - had to help the younger kids off the bus. So this is how it went:
Little Kid: *grabs our hands and jumps off the bus, hand slips*
Me: *panicks and moves forward*
Little Kid: *stops self from falling in an epic superhero landing stance*
Me: SPIDER-KID, SPIDER-KID, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN!
