MESSAGE FOR TONTO

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A FIERY HORSE WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHT

WITH A CLOUD OF DUST, AND A HEARTY HI-YO SILVER

THE LONE RANGER

*cue William Tell Overture*

Oh my god. Tonto, every time you go to town, you're either shot at or knocked unconscious.

So stop going to town.

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