DMs||Luke Hemmings||#wattys2016

9

Sorry for the lack of updates from me. 

Luke: WHY CAN'T YOU STAY WITH ME?

Brae: Liam might love you and me together-but that doesn't mean he's too fond of us living together.....with nobody there.......and anyways, do you know how much Louis would protest? He's more protective over me than you, the boys, and Liam, COMBINED!

Luke: OOOOOOOOOO.....Does he know you're taken?

Brae: Yeah. Told him over text and he sent me a video of him fake crying. and then it was him lecturing me to be safe.

Luke: He just texted me a video with that lecture. I think he has a crush on you.

Brae: He's like........4 years older than me. He's too old for me.

Luke: That doesn't mean he cant have a crush on you.

Brae: Luke.......Stop.

Luke:Doing what?

Brae: Being so protective over me. And Jealous! You're totally jealous of Louis! Oh, they arrive tomorrow and then Louis might interrogate you even though you guys are good friends. Yeah, that's how protective he is over me. 

Luke: How is he more protective over you than Liam? Didn't Liam hug you for two hours after you pranked him with Louis and his other friends?

Brae: A lot can change in a few months. Nah. I don't know. Liam kinda became less protective once I stopped going to therapy. Once I wasn't in danger of getting an anger attack, the more protective side of him let up. But then again, he did hug me for two hours after that.......But I bet Louis would've hugged me longer if we pranked him.

Luke:Well, tell Louis he can't have you.

Brae: He know's I'm taken but he doesn't know by who.

Luke: What are you getting at?

Brae: If it's okay with you....I'd like to prank Lou.

Luke: How?????????

Brae:You know who Louis thinks is the most threatening to girls?

Luke: No.

Brae: Do you know what I meant in that sentence?

Luke: No.

Brae: What I mean by threatening is that the person most likely to break a girls heart and not want to mend it.

Luke: I bet it's Michael...Or maybe it's Calum.

Brae:  It's Calum.

Luke: I'm sure Calum would be pleased to hear that.

Brae: Yeah. But anyways.........

Luke: Dudette, get on with it.

Brae: Wait a moment.... CALUM. 

Luke: No, it's luke.

Brae: Luke never calls me dudette. Only you do Calum. 

Luke: Fine. You got me. Luke's in the shower.

Brae: Oh god. Well, tell Luke to read his texts when he gets out. But want me to continue with my plan?

Luke: he just got in the shower. I took his phone when he did. My first text was the dudette one.

Brae: OKAY. 

Luke: THE PLAN?

Brae: Go on your own phone and I'll put it in teh group message.

IN THE GROUP MESSAGE:

Brae: LUKE. READ YOU TEXTS TO ME AND THEN I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY.

Luke: This is luke. Not Calum.

Cal: OF COURSE IT's YOU, dumbo. I'm on my own phone on your couch.

Ash: Guys, no bickering.

Mike: STAHP.

Brae: So, basically....wait are you guys hanging out?

Luke: Yeah.

Brae: AND I WAS NOT INVITED?

Ash: We didn't think you'd find FIFA and pizza anything too special.

Brae: Pizza makes everything better.

Mike: I AGREE.

Brae: I'm coming over Luke. I'll tell you the plan when I get there.

AT LUKE'S HOUSE~

"So the plan?" Luke asked, sitting next to me with his arm draped over my shoulder.

"So basically, Calum is the one boy in this group that Louis-who's more protective over me than you guys, Liam, the other 1d boys, and my parents combined- believes is the one who is most likely to break a girls heart and not want to mend it. Where he got that idea from, I have no idea. But anyways, since he's super protective over me, he wouldn't want me dating Calum, correct?"

"Yeah. No protective person wants somebody dating that type of guy." Ashton confirmed.

"So what if....I convinced him that I was dating Calum? This'd be a long prank-probably going on until they leave for England."

"Well....You'd have to convince the public too.... Because it'd seem suspicious if you acted coupley with me in public but with Calum around Louis. And rumors get spread fast." Luke said.

"Well, yeah. But that'd get the problem of me cheating on you into the mix, since we went public already." I said,frowning.

"We could break up." Luke suggested.

"And we'd have to break that to the public..........but that'd mean that Louis would know it was a prank." 

"This is so complicated."

"Wait.........nobody posted proof of that and WE haven't announced it. It was only at the club, and everybody there was drunk. So technically, we aren't public YET!" Luke said, remembering that key fact. 

"So'd they would've been too drunk-knowing that club- to remember that! Okay, so we don't have to break up. That fixes that. And then at the end of the prank me and Calum could 'break-up' and then we could announce our relationship!" I said, getting excited.

"Yeah. We better start doing coupley stuff now." Calum suggested, and he took Luke's place. I was partially surprised Luke was okay with this. My phone buzzed from a text. It was from Louis, ironically.

Texts~

Louis: So, who's your boyfriend?

Brae: You'll meet him when you get here, Louis. Patience.

Louis: I want to know now!

Brae: Patience, child.

Louis: I'm older than you.

Brae: I'm more mature than you.

Louis: YOU ARE NOT. 

Brae: Whatever helps you seep at night, Lou.

Louis: You do.

Brae: Uh...Louis.... i'm taken remember? And you'll see him tomorrow! 

HEY! SO THAT'S THE END OF THIS CHAPTER. I HOPE  YOU ENJOYED IT.