An Invitation to Return

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{Camera goes to Mason's house as his family leaves]

Parker- Ready to play, Sheeva?

Mason- Let's do it, Noob!

Mason's Mom: Hold on, boys! I need to talk to you all before you get to playing. Sit down.

*the 4 boys sit down*

Mason's Mom: So. Who ordered these 4 tickets to Cedar Point?

*The boys begin looking at each other confused*

Chase- Uhh...
Tripp- Beats me.
Mason- I didnt do it.
Parker- *shrugs*

Mason's Mom: Well whoever did it, that was a mighty big gesture of you. *hands tickets to the boys* I just hope you didnt waste your money on other stuff like porn.

Mason- Uhh...mom? It says these were free?

Chase- Dude, no way it says--oh. Nevermind.

Tripp- Pay attention, dumbass.

Parker- Wait. When are we going?

Mason- *flips ticket* Um....it says its for tomorrow. Mom! Were gonna be gone for a few days tomorrow is that okay?

Mason's Mom- Sweetie you're 21 years old, you dont have to keep asking my permission to do things.

Mason- You're okay with all this??

Mason's mom- Honey just call me when you get there and I'll be more than okay *kisses Mason on the cheek*.

Mason: Momma, I know I gave you a lot of crap over the years but you're the best!

Mason's Mom: Heheh. Whatever. *leaves the room*

*The boys shake hands with each other*

Parker: Dawwwwwhhhh were goin back to Ohio!

Tripp: And Chase is gonna get his ass iced like Disney hahaha!

Chase: Dude what the fuck that wasn't even funny, and you used my money to buy pizza.

*Mason giggles and then Tripp and Parker chime in as the 3 begin laughing hysterically*

Chase: And i'll be honest I dont think this is a good idea, going to this park with free tickets. Doesnt that seem a little weird?

Tripp- I mean...the best things happen when they're free. One time my dad told me I had free porn in the mail, but it turns it was just one of my mom's JC Penney catalogs.

Mason- Amen to that brother. I mean whats the worst that could happen? A shooting at an amusement park? I doubt it.

Parker- Yeah! I think we should all go!

Mason- Hell yeah!
Tripp- Fuckin A right!

Chase- Whatever. Im gonna take a shower.

*Chase leaves living room as his cell phone rings.*

Parker- *Looks at Tripp and Mason* Umm.....you guys wanna get it?

Mason- Hell, I ain't answering that. Could be some crazy ass ex girlfriend of his.

Tripp- Here give me the phone! *Takes Chase's cell phone and answers it.* Herro you orda Kung pow Chikun nyugga??

Unknown caller- (In ominous Asian accent) Is this the McGee residence?

Tripp- Who dis Missa MaGee? You no answer question!

Unknown caller- I hav news for you Meesta MaGee. You and yor friends wil die. *Hangs up*

*awkward silence among the 3*

*Tripp, Parker, and Mason begin laughing hysterically*

<End Scene 3>

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