[Camera goes to inside of Mason's house as everyone wakes up from the sleepover]
Tripp- *moans* Ohhh dude what a night.
Parker- *yawns* Just like the good old days.
Chase- Yeah it was pretty fun.
Parker: Hey you guys wanna come with me later? Im gonna ask my parents if we can borrow one of their vans for our trip.
Chase: Yeah sure.
*The boys look at each other for a minute. Chase and Parker then viciously tickle Tripp*
Tripp- STOP STOP STOP. Where's Mason?
Chase- He probably just went to get breakfast for all of us.
Tripp- Oh well, we can just get him after we pick up my cousin from the high school.
Chase- Cousin?...
Tripp: Yeahhh my aunt said she had company coming over for the weekend and thought it would be a good way for him to end his summer before he starts senior year.....sorry...
*silence*
Parker: Wait, what?
[Camera goes to Mason's driveway showing Mason having sex with a girl in his car while Static-X's I'm With Stupid plays]
Girl- Ohhh my God. That's the spot.
Mason- Shi-Ann, it's not exactly an Easter egg hunt.
Shi-Ann- Whatever just keep it...*moans very loudly* OH FUCK, DONT STOP.
Mason- Wasn't....planning....on...
*phone alarm rings obnoxiously loud causing Mason to slip off of Shi-Ann. Mason then yanks on her hair as he falls on the floor board causing her to fall down too. Mason gets up and looks at his phone*
Shi-Ann- What is it hun? *starts giving Mason head*
Mason- Uhhhh nothing just keep going.
*Mason begins to text on his phone as Shi-Ann continues giving head*
Shi-Ann- Hey asshole, you nearly done? You're not even payin attention.
Mason- Huh? Oh I'm sorry *laughs* I thought this was sex, not a fucking hour long lecture from an English professor.
Shi-Ann- Ya know what? I'm leavin, you asshole.
Mason- Great, just don't take that God awful name with you *laughs* Jesus Christ, do have your own show on TLC too?
Shi-Ann- Fuck you!
*Shi-Ann leaves Mason's car, enters hers in only her bra and panties, then exits his driveway*
Mason- *laughs* Yeahhh that's right, go wash your mouth out with cyanide. *smiles, and reads text from his phone out loud* "Meet me at the high school, I have something important to tell you." Last time someone texted me this was when my band teacher stole all my stash from my locker and smoked it all.
[Camera moves to outside of Mason's driveway showing him leaving as a mysterious figure appears in front of the camera watching Mason leave. Camera then goes to Equip-All as Parker's dad is finishing up business with another customer]
Lawrence: Alright see ya later bud.
Tammy: *in the background* Lawrence honey I can't let you touch that, those are for my squirrels!
Lawrence: Tammy shut the hell up, im tryin to do work here!
Tammy: Lawrence please don't- -
*Parker walks in*
Parker: Heyyyy dad, I need to borrow one of the vans.
Lawrence- Watcha need it for son?
Parker- Psssssh I just do, I guess.
Tammy- No no no, Parker, you can't do that!
Lawrence: Yeah sure, son, I trust ya.
Tammy: Lawrence, no, we can't let him do that!
Lawrence: Tammy, he's a grown man he can do what he wants! *leaves to get keys*
Tammy: Parker, why do you need the van??
*Parker explains as Chase and Tripp sneak in and get in one of the vans*
Parker: Well were kinda going on this trip tomorrow so- -
Chase: Hey. Were good to go.
Parker: Alright, see ya mom.
*Parker leaves and gets in the van with Chase and Tripp*
Tripp: *stifled laughter* Hahaha look at your faaaace dude!
Chase: Um....what about it?
*Tripp bursts into laughter*
Parker: *enters the van* Alright lets go. Wait. How did you get the keys
Chase: Uhhhhhhhhh......Lawrence?
*Tripp and Parker look at each other trying not to laugh as Chase drives the van out of Equip-All*
<end scene 5>
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
