*Thugs run in the gift shop the boys are hiding in then hold up their guns pointed at the boys*
Thug 1- FREEZE!!
Thug 2- Don't move a fucking muscle, faggots!
Garrett- Who You callin a - -
Mason- Garrett!
Chase- Dude can you two stop arguing??
Mason- What the f- - He started it!
Thug 3- SHUT UP!!
Parker- dsfkghvaougreqoieqghoiejgaio[hiotjwrhababnka'purgu;gouga89aojigs;bnao...jfkaldgj
*everyone looks at each other with confusion*
Parker- Oh I didn't know if you guys were aliens or...I don't know.
Thug 4- Hey Napolean, why don't you make some dang quesadillas and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Thug 5- I will blow your brains out you Jew Fro son of a bi- -
*blood begins to gush out of Thug 5's throat. Thug 5 falls face first on the ground showing a hooded kid (The Rush) looking down at the thug's body*
The Rush- Alright cunt nuggets...*pulls out phone and plays Scatman John's "Im a Scatman!"* 1 v 1 me.
(Im a Scatman plays)
*The Rush jumps onto Thug 1 as Thug 2, 3, and 4 begin shooting at him. Rush pulls out 2 knives, stabs thug 1 in the eyes, pulls out thug 1's guns and begins shooting at the other thugs while latched onto thug 1.*
The Rush- Ahhh fuck it. Sit tight, will ya?
*Rush pulls knives out of thug 1's eyes and latches off his torso. He then throws a gun at thug 3's face, runs up to him, pulls out sword, slides underneath thug 3 and slices his legs off. Thug 4 runs up to Rush with a jack hammer, but Rush slices his arms off, then "rushes" behind him and stabs him in the back. Rush grabs thug 3's sawed off shotgun, shoots thug 2 in the dick with it, then runs up to him and round house kicks him into the arcade games*
*The Rush pulls out phone and stops "Im a ScatMan*
The Rush- Alright, normies, I think im finished here.
Thug 1- AHHHHH I CAN'T SEE!!!
Mason- Hey kid, I think you forgot one!
The Rush- Fuck, hold on. *picks up a brick from the rubble*
Thug 1- OHH GOD HELP ME STEVIE WONDER!! I CANT- -
*Rush chunks the brick at Thugs 1's knees causing him to fall and hit his face on a fire extinguisher. He then walks over to the fallen thug and begins interrogating him*
The Rush- Okay shit stain, where's the guy running this shindig?
Thug- Please, please! I'm not even supposed to be here today!
*the Rush pulls out a bottle of rubbing alcohol and pours a little on the thug's eye wound making him scream in pain*
The Rush- This isn't Clerks, you fascist lapdog! Tell me where he is or I'll keep pouring!
Thug- OKAY OKAY, All I know is that he's camped out somewhere in the park while da boys go lookin for some kid!!
The Rush- WHAT KID??
Thug- I DONT KNOW, I SWEAR! Said somthin bout a Mista McGee!
The Rush- Thanks for the update. *quickly duct tapes thug's mouth and splashes more rubbing alcohol on his eye wounds*
Garrett- (quietly) Dude that shit was siiiick.
Parker- Maybe if we stay still he won't kill us...
The Rush- Any of you go by the last name "McGee"?
*The boys look at each other in shock*
Chase- Uhhh...
The Rush- Guessing that's you, old man. According to Rayban Ronny there's a hit on you and your friends. Don't really know why but, if you guys wanna make it out alive I'd stick with me.
*As the Rush walks out of the arcade room, the boys look at each other in shock for a minute. The Rush returns back to the arcade after seeing no one is following him.*
The Rush- Are you pussies THAT traumatized by a little kid saving your lives?? I'm trying to help you guys out here.
Parker- Why should WE trust YOU?
The Rush- What?
Mason- Parker, please DON'T anger the poor kid. *looks at the Rush* He obviously got locked in the car one too many times.
Parker- How do we know you're not a clone of another kid who looks explicitly identical to you, just so you can lead us right into a trap?
Chase- Parker, shut up...
Parker- What? No! I can't be uncertain about anything at this point.
*The Rush sighs and walks to Parker and pulls out his wallet*
The Rush- Dude, these are all my gaming membership cards. They're obviously all the same person. ME. If there was a clone, I'm pretty sure I'd know about it.
Parker- Yeah that's true.
Garrett- Oh my god, finally!
Mason- See, he's just a unaverage kid whos hated by everyone on his Facebook friends list *laughs nervously* now let's go already!
Parker- Wait! I think we should flip a coin before we make a final answer.
*everyone moans of exhaustion*
(Camera goes to the Klan Leader sitting in a stool with pile of dead bodies around it in an abandoned restaurant)
*A few thugs enter the scene*
Thug- Boss. We got some bad news and some good news.
Klan leader- Did you find the boys?
Thug- Well...it looks like some of our boys did...and then they got whacked by..whatever it is and th--
Klan Leader- *slams fist on table* DID. YOU. FIND THEM?
Thug- *sigh* No....Im sorry boss. But we did find him. *tosses Reece's dead body behind Klan Leader* We checked out the guys before we left. Says the guy that whacked em calls himself "The Rush". How we supposed to compete wit dat boss?
*The masked Klan Leader rises from his stool, turns around and walks torwards his thugs*
Klan Leader- It matters not how you compete. If you win, you will be rewarded. But until then...if you don't find that man and his friends *levitates Reece's dead body off the ground, force crushes his bones from inside then drops the deflated body on the ground* well, you won't be delivering ANY news anymore. Gather another squadron. We're going to deal with this Rush character . Then I will make sure Mister McGee suffers the same.
Thug- *gulps* Sure thing boss.
<End scene 10>
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
