Chase- Alright so here's the plan, Parker. Mason and I will use the map and try to find where were going. And for the love of God, call me if anything comes up.
Parker- Wait. How would I do that? I don't have a phone anymore.
Chase- Uhhh.....good point.
Mason- HEY! Why don't you go eat a dick! *giggles*
*The boys look around the park. Chase begins to sniffle.*
Mason- *laughs hysterically* Hey...you hear that?....ITS THIS OLD GEEZER SNIFFIN LIKE A FUCKIN HOUND DOG AHAHAH!!
Chase- Can you not act like The Joker for 2 seconds?
Mason- HEY AT LEAST I CAN READ, MR. BILL. *laughs hysterically*
Parker- *whispers* Hey. Whenever we get there, you wanna just *motions to leave*
Mason- *laughs* Parker, shut up!...Although
Mason- *giggles* AWW Chico, baby! Just take it easyyy! LEAd the wAAAAYY CHAAAAAAAZZZZZZZ!*
Garrett - Is he always like this?
Chase- He's just high.
Mason- Those black people were nice. Black people. I like black people. BLACK PEOPLE?!?!? I HARDLY CALL EM PEOPLE AHAHAHAHA. Oh mahh guuuuuuhhhhhh HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS CHASE??? Everything looks so fuggin......BLAAAAAGGHHHH HEHEHEHEHEHE!!
Chase- *slaps Mason* Dude if you really wanna get out of here with us, Id stop talking right now.
Mason- Hm....LAST ONE THERE IS A ROTTEN MOON! *takes off running*
Chase- Dude, wait!
*the boys follow Mason as he seemingly knows where hes going*
Parker- Where are you going?!
Mason- You'll see!!
(Camera goes to the boys running to escape the park)
*Mason stops as he enters the 3D indoor coaster*
Chase- Mason what are you doing?
Mason- Come on! I know what im doing!
Parker- Is there any source that says that a 3D indoor coaster will help us escape?
Chase- Dude, lets just do what he wants, at least were not getting shot. I kinda wanna ride this anyway.
*Mason starts the ride after the boys get in the coaster. Mason then quickly hops aboard the ride*
(Screen reads "Put on 3D glasses")
Parker- Hey, anyone seen Garrett?
Mason- Im sure hes just taking a nap outside.
Parker- Wait, why would he be-
(Screen shows video of Chase's grandma watching over his baby sister)
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Chase- Why is there a video of my grandma on the screen?
(From video on screen- "Thats cute")
Parker- Uhhh... *tries not to laugh*
Mason- I dont know but whoever put it there deserves a fuckin handshake *laughs*
Chase- Dude, now theres fucking spiders on the ground!
(Screen speeds up the footage on loop)
Mason- Woooow, this is so fucking funny. *laughs*
(Screen shows Chase arrive at Maw Weez's house)
(Maw Weez on screen)- Well, hey there Chase baby! Go on upstairs, shes waitin for ya!
(Young Chase on Screen)- Alright
(Screen shows Young Chase's POV as the coaster begins to go upward)
Parker- *gasps* Dude are we freakin reliving this??
Chase- This is stupid.
Mason- *laughs* Stairway to the moon!!
(Screen shows Chase looking around up stairs as the coaster stops moving upwards)
(Young Chase on screen)- Uhhh Sarah?
(Camera on screen turns to the right showing a nude man's behind)
Sarah's dad on screen- *turns around* Well hey there Chase come on in!
Parker- I dont remember hearing about this...
Chase- Thats because it didnt happen..
Sarahs dad on screen- Why dont you just relax and I'll <demented voice> FIX YOU UP ALL HOT AND SAUCY TO EAT *morphs into a demonic creature*
*A purple guy pops out of the screen onto the coaster as it falls back at full speed*
*The boys scream in terror as The Purple Guy attempts to slash them with his butcher knife*
Chase- WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME??
Mason- I DONT KNOW BUT ITLL BE FUNNY AS HELL IF WE SURVIVE!!
*Knife strikes near Mason's crotch*
Mason- OKAY OKAY I TAKE THAT BACK IM SORRY
*Purple Guy puts both hands around Chase's throat and shakes him back and forth*
Parker- CHASE!!
Purple Guy- You and your friends aint makin it back to little ole Paris on my watch *puts knife at Chase's throat* at least not in one piece *laughs maniacally.*
Mason- HEY MAN! THATS A PRETTY SEXIST WAY TO HANDLE A BITCH...
Purple Guy- What did You JUST SAY??
Parker- HE SAID YOU'RE REALLY SEXIST!!
Mason- PARKER!!
Purple Guy- YOU'RE GONNA TALK SHIT AND NOT EXPECT ME TO GUT YOU LIKE A FUCKIN FISH!!
*Chase's eyes begin to turn red as he grabs the Purple Guy's hand, twists it, grabs the knife with the other hand, stabs Purple Guy repeatedly in the gut then jams the knife in the side of his neck. Chase then grabs Purple guy, throws him behind the end of the coaster causing it to run over him*
Parker- Thats like the 3rd time someone has been run over by one of these coasters!
Mason- He aint JACK shit now!
*Chase begins to snap out of it as the ride begins to come to a halt*
Chase- Uhh....what just happened?
(The Klan Leader appears in his mask on the screen at the end of the ride)
(Klan Leader on Screen) Hope you enjoyed the ride. Unfortunately it will be the last one you experience. EVER. Henceforth you will be hunted down and brought to me. What I intend to do with you will be decided once you are in my possession. Until then, enjoy these last moments, While you still can!
(Screen goes blank)
Chase- Guys, I hate to say this but I think we should go after this masked guy.
Parker- Dude, how are we gonna do that?
Chase- This guys the only thing keeping us from leaving the park. Who knows, maybe he doesn't really wanna kill us. Maybe it's just a big bluff.
*Garrett enters from outside*
Garrett- Hey...
<end Scene 13>
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
