(Camera shows The boys run out of the restaurant at Cedar Point)
*The boys begin untying Garrett as Mason removes his wig and changes into his sneakers*
Garrett- Holy shit, Tripp, you're alive!
Tripp- *still kinda high* Yeaaaahhh.
Mason- Yeah well we won't be if we keep standin around!
Chase- Yeah.
Parker- Hey, wheres Chase Henderson at??
*Chase H and his squadron show up behind the boys*
Chase Henderson- Mane present & thuggin and thats REAL SH--*ahem* please, just call me Mr. H.
Chase- How the hell are we getting out of here?
Mr. H- A chopper of mine just landed a few blocks up north from here. We need to go before they catch us!
*The boys, Mr. H, and his squadron run torwards the chopper. The chopper then explodes*
Mr. H- Mane wat da hell!
*Maw Weez and the Hobbitt Boys walk out of the restaurant in front of The boys, Mr. H, and his squadron*
Maw Weez- I don't think so Chazz!! You and your friends have ducked the goose too many times!
Chase- You're not even my real grandma! The real Maw Weez is Cajun, not Asian!
Maw Weez- Ch3$$ you talk too much sheet. I could be Ch3$$! You could be Maw Veez!
Chase- Uhh....
Mason- Wake up dawg, shes just distracting us!
Mr. H- EY WEEZY! You got dem Buddy da Elf lookin asses backin yo senile ass! We got da Chunky boys!
*Chunk and Chunker appear out of nowhere*
Chunk- Eyyy wazzup Ese!
Chunker- Shit man, this is like some Mexican standoff shit right here!*laughs*
Chunk- Lady, I dont what drugs you on but I bet they're whiter than your hair! *laughs and high 5s Chunker*
Francine in the background- DID SOMEBODY SAY "DRUGS"?? *laughs and smokes cigarette* Kolby you spilt your cereal again baby!
Kolby- (Chase's little brother with minor speech problems) Sorray moooom. Hey Shhhhhhhaaaaaii!!!
Chase- Hey Kolby. Mom what are doing here?
Francine- Teachin this ol clown whos fuckin with the WRONG BITCH.
*A tall, slim, muscular, buzz cut, man who kinda talks like Luke Bryan known as Mr. Dan shows up*
Mr. Dan- Hey Tripp! Say, what are all these n---ers doin here??
Tripp- *sighs* Mr. Dan please don't call them that. Second of all THEY'RE ON OUR SIDE.
Mr. Dan- Don't worry Tripster, we can take em all with THESE guns. *flexes*
Ghost in background- Buddy heyyyyy! Leave these people black alone or gtfooooooo!
Parker- Mr. Wilkerson!
Mason- Our old percussion teacher from high school??
Tripp- Holy shit!
Chase- Did you guys see my little brother just burp fire?
*Garrett shrugs and makes fart noise with his mouth*
Parker- Are we going to ignore the fact that THATs the ghost of Mr. Ryan Wilkerson here to help free us from the clutches of Chase's evil grandma??
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
