(Camera lightens up to show Mason beaten and handcuffed to an oven in one of the restaurants at Cedar Point)
*Mason wakes up startled and attempts to pull handcuff off. He then looks to the left and sees Chase is handcuffed too. He looks to the right and sees Garrett is tied up with rope*
Mason- Chase!....wake up!
*pauses for Chase to wake up*
Mason- Chaaaaase! Waaake uuuuupp!
*pauses for Chase to wake up*
Mason- A LONG TIME AGO IN 3RD GRADE--
Chase- *wakes up* NO NOT MY BU--Oh.. Im awake now.
Mason- Dude...Where the hell is Parker?? You think they're like...torturing him?
Chase- I dont know...how about Garrett?
Mason- What about him? Hes better off asleep.
Chase- Wake him up, he might know something.
Mason- *sighs* Fine!..
*Mason looks around, grabs a spatula with his uncuffed hand and throws it at Garrett as it hits him in the head*
Garrett- *wakes up* OW! What the fuck, man, why'd you do that??
Mason- Uhh....well trap music didnt do the trick so--
Chase- Dude, shut up, dont lie to him.
Mason- Shhh stay out of this!
Garrett- This is ridiculous, you always pick on me because im the youngest!
Mason- ME?? You always pushed me around like im some kind of bad uncle!
Garrett- Maybe if did a little more of it, YOU'd be the one tied up, NOT me!
Mason- Ooh, does somebody have a kinky side?
Chase- (sarcastically) Oh right, because if none of us made it out BUT you, everything would still be right with the world, wouldnt it??
Garrett- Is that why my cousin is dead?? Because he never hung out with us, you chose to rescue everyone else, but not him??
Mason- Maybe if you were dating a minor with a baby on the way you wouldnt be so fucking selfish!!
*long pause between the 3.*
Chase- Wait...what?
Mason- *sigh* Its still early to tell anything...Brook is 2 months pregnant and we've been seeing the doctors for ultrasounds every week behind her mom's back. I guess...I was such a dick because I want to be there for my own daughter's birth and Id do anything to live to be there when it happens.
Chase- I havent been fully honest either. Im not working as an engineer anymore. Im not even working at all. One day I got a huge promotion from NASA and I accepted of course...but that afternoon, I had dinner reservations with Briana. She showed up but...after the dinner, she pulled out the divorce papers and said she was moving out the next day. So after that I just couldnt deal with it and I havent worked ever since....
Garrett- Well since were talking tragedies, I have no more M&M's left to munch on AND I look like a paraplegic mummy tied up in this rope.
*Chase and Mason look at Garrett*
Garrett- Sorry bout that. Just trying to break up the tension.
Mason- Eh dont sweat it. Know what? If im gonna have a kid, I might as well make friends with one I know. Im sorry I gave you alot of shit. You seem like a cool kid.
Garrett- Its cool, man. *looks at Mason's shoes* I didnt know you like Slipknot.
Mason- Huh? Oh you diggin the kicks, eh? Yeah, I guess you could say im a metal head.
Garrett- Hell yeah, dude, me too!
Mason- No way, whats your favorite Slipknot song??
Garrett- Ugh, Left Behind!
Mason- Holy shit dude, me too! You know theres a Rock On the Range next month, you should totally come with me!
Garrett- For real??
Mason- Absolutely! Aw man, another metal head. Fuckin A r--
*A bolt of electricity flies past Mason*
Mason- *begins screaming* IM SORRY IM SORRY, I DONT HAVE ANY SKITTLES, DONT SHOOT, IM WHITE!
Klan Leader- Quiet! *Knocks over pots and pans to wake up Chase*
Chase- *wakes up startled* IM AWA--Oh...you're not here to kill us right?
Klan Leader- Nonsense. Ive brought you here for a simple demonstration.
Garrett- The only thing you've demonstrated is that you're a little twat hiding behind a creepy mask that loves playing with teenagers emotions!!
*Klan Leader pauses and then slowly removes the mask*
Chase- What...the...fuck...Maw Weez??
Garrett- Maw who??
Mason- Im not on drugs right? Youre tellin me your grandma has been the one trying to kill us, the whole time?? *starts laughing hysterically loud*
Maw Weez- [Asian accent] You think dis funny? This sheet serious!
Mason- *laughing hysterically loud* SHE SAID SHEET AHAHAHAHA!!
*Maw Weez force pulls Garrett into her hand*
Maw Weez- You think dis so funny, I make example of your friend.
Mason- No no no *laughs nervously* you have the floor, man, *ahem!* MRS. MRS. SORRY.
Maw Weez- Very well. *Throws Garrett back on the floor*
Chase- Maw Weez...this isnt you. Why are you trying to kill us?
Maw Weez- Ch3$$, I tell you why! It all started when you and your friends woke me up at 11:00 o'clock. Then, I began receiving many calls from numbas that started with 731. Then from many otha numbas after that. It became such a neuisance. Ch3$$, I didnt know wat to do! So I thot...there should be joostice for the crimes committed against me! I undastood wat had to be done....so I built THEES *removes large cover from machine* This is an EMP capable of disabling any and all electronic signal in tha world. I call it...the Block! And your families will be tha first to see wat happens when you fak with the wrong pooch!
Mason- Excuse me, ma'am, although I thoroughly enjoyed the monologue...If your goal is to create a city wide blackout...why dont you just take trip to South Carolina, AMIRITE??
*Chase and Garrett groan*
Chase- Dude shut up, my fucking grandma is trying to take over the world.
Maw Weez- You think you a funny man?...You die! *electricity begins surging from her hands. She then charges The Block with her electricity and then releases Chase and Mason from their cuffs.* The Block begins!...Now you come with me!
Chase- What do you want us to do?
Maw Weez- Dance!
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
