Mason- Alright guys just follow me, and we'll be out of here in no time.
Chase- Dude, stop!
Mason- *sighs loudly* Jesus Christ, what now Chase?!
Chase- You've been nothing but a pain in the ass this whole trip. Maybe you should give me a chance, I might actually know what the fuck im doing.
Mason- YOU?? You can't even keep up with your wallet everytime you go to the movies! Whats makes you think Im gonna listen to you??
Parker- Guys, come on...
Mason & Chase- Shut up!
Chase- At least I know how to make it out of Nashville without bitching about it like you did!
Mason- Yeah well, at least my car made it back in one piece! With your luck, you'd be in a ditch dead with that plastic excuse for a vehicle!
Chase- Thats not even the point! This whole situation is your fault! I told you we should have never come here!! You think when life gives you a free pass, you just HAVE to take it! Everytime we all do something as a group, you become such an asshole! And for what? A few laughs from Tripp or Parker? Well newsflash, Tripp is dead, and last I checked, Parker never found you funny! Because you're not. All you do is get stoned off your ass and act like you're a goddamn chief when you can barely make it around a college campus! So, tell me, Mason, do you REALLY feel like a badass, now??
*silence*
Chase- *scoffs* NOW you shut up. Come on guys lets go.
*Chase, Parker, and Garrett start walking away*
Mason- Maybe if you follow the yellow brick road, you'll find your girlfriend on the way out too!!
*Chase turns around, runs up to Mason and punches him in the face*
Chase- Say something again!
*Mason wipes blood from his mouth and tackles Chase*
Mason- *while throwing punches* Fucking pedophile!
Parker- *in Burt Ward's Robin voice* Holy coincidence, guys, Garrett ran away again!
*Parker runs to find Garrett while Chase and Mason continue fighting*
Chase- *As he is being Choked* DUDE STOP!!
Mason- YOU WANNA FUCKING SAY SOMETHIN NOW??
Chase- *still being choked* Dude...
Mason- WHATS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE BULLSHIT THAT CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!
Chase- *still being choked* Stop...
Mason- SPEAK UP YOU PUSSY!!
*Chase knees Mason in the crotch and throws him off onto the ground. Then picks Mason up and throws him into the ring toss booth.*
Chase- That was for Emily.
*Chase holds Mason up as his eyes glow red, then punches him in the gut, then slams him back on the ground. Chase walks up to Mason as he lies on the ground in pain then pulls out a sledgehammer.*
Mason- WAIT WAIT I'M SORRY OKAY! MARTHA!!
*Chase continues lifting the sledgehammer up*
Mason- Oh shit, wrong movie! JACK!
Chase- Oh, knock it off, that doesn't work on me.
Mason- Oh really? *kicks Chase in the crotch as he remains lying on the ground* We can fight later. We have to look for Garrett!
Chase- Actually...*gets up after being kicked in the crotch* I think we're done fighting.
*Chase throws a handful of fireworks on the ground near Mason causing him to jump around in a panic*
Mason- AH, SHIT WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND FIREWORKS??
*Chase punches Mason in the face. Firecrackers begin flying into various gift shops, gardens and other attractions in the park*
(Camera goes underwater showing a school of fish swimming.)
Fish- *looks at Camera* (inaudibly) Hey Chy-
*firecracker lands in the water and explodes, scaring all the fish away*
(Camera goes back to Mason and Chase)
Mason- Damn, good fight, dude. Hey where the hell did Parker go??
Chase- Looks like he ran away to look for Garrett...Im guessing at least.
Mason- Are you fuckin...ahh shit! Fantastic!
*Mason and Chase stand up and look around*
Mason- What are we gonna do??
Larissa- You won't be doing anything because you'll be dead.
Mason- What the--
*Larissa tazes Mason and Chase and then morphs into The Klan Leader*
(Camera goes black)
<end of scene 15>
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
