*The Boys continue following Jaret hoping to escape the terrorized theme park*
Mason- Wait...so how were you able to get your hands on a REAL PipBoy?
Jaret- Well im kinda from the future so you know. Technology and shit.
Parker- Time travel actually exists?
Jaret- Psssshhhh nah I'm just fuckin with ya, I interned over at Microsoft last summer and was able to snag one of these new watches cause fuck Apple.
Chase- What are you doing interning at Microsoft? You're not even in high school yet, you should still be home playing video games?
Jaret- Who says I don't already? Id just like to get a head start on my college career as soon as possible.
Garrett- Hmph....I certainly would have had better luck with my life if I was you.
Mason- *Sigh* We should all be so lucky.
Jaret- GUYS OVER THERE!
*The boys run behind Jaret to the destination*
Chase- Um....Why are we at a roller coaster?
Jaret- What the fuck I've only been here 10 minutes, You gotta let me ride at least one coaster before these assholes catch me.
Chase- I suppose.
Garrett- Lets do it!
Parker- Heck yeah, dude!
Mason- Pssh might as well.
*The boys enter the roller coaster*
Mason- Wait!...Who's gonna start the ride?
Parker- I think I know how to do this.
*Parker gets out of the coaster, starts the ride, then quickly runs back to his seat on the coaster as it takes off*
(Camera shows the boys experiencing thrills on the coaster)
*The boys exit the ride*
Parker- Dude that was awesome!
Garrett- Stellar!!
Jaret- Worth it.
Chase- Yeah.
Mason- You ain't seen nothing yet, Jar- -
*Mason pauses as more thugs appear at the entrance of the ride with the Klan Leader*
Jaret- Shit, more of them! Get back on the ride, I'll hold them off!
Thug- There they are! Get em, Red!
Klan Leader- Finish them, boyz.
Chase- Dude are you sure, cause- -
Jaret- Shut the hell up, just go!
*Boys quickly enter the ride again as the thugs race to catch up with them*
Jaret- One problem guys, how do I start this hunk of junk??
*A bolt of lightning hits the control panel causing the ride to take off. The Klan Leader begins throwing bolts of lightning at The Rush but misses as he dodges them.
Klan Leader- Little boy, I admire your bravery. Don't be mistaken, though. Your arrogence can't save your friends .
(Camera goes to the coaster in motion)
Parker- WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL US??
Mason- WHAT???
Parker- I SAID WHY IS-
*Bullet flies by Mason but misses*
Mason- AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??
(Camera goes back to Jaret and the thugs)
Jaret- Im not here for them. You killed my family. And I'm not leaving til your heads on a fucking stick.
Klan leader- Ahhh, the parents. You'll have to be more specific. I believe I've slept since then.
*As Jaret begins charging torward the masked Klan Leader, the villain force grabs one of his hencemen and throws him at Jaret. Jaret dodges causing the henchmen to be run over by the roller coaster.*
Mason- Holy shit, we just went full Tony Stewart on that asshole!
*Jaret takes a few jabs at the Klan Leader with his katana until he grabs Jaret by the throat and holds him in the air.*
Klan leader- Listen here, boy. You wont be blocking me anytime soon. You can leave that to me. In the meantime....say hello to your parents for me.
Jaret- *choking* Who the fuck are you?
Klan leader- Your extermination.
Jaret- Not today!
*Jaret kicks the Klan Leader in the gut causing him to break free of his grasp.*
Jaret- Why don't you go antagonize someone like Fred Durst or Chanel West Coast??
Klan Leader- Your friends are the ones I want, not some pampered brats.
Jaret- You motherfucker....*reaches behind his back for his katana* where the?
*katana flies through Jaret's chest*
Klan Leader- Looks like I'm blocking you too.
*Klan Leader force pushes Jaret in front of the roller coaster, killing him instantly*
Mason- NOOOOO!!
Chase- Jaret!
Garrett- We're screwed now!!
Parker- Well at least he doesn't have a chance to kill us now.
*everyone looks at Parker*
Parker- What?
*bullets fly past the boys as they attempt to survive the terror of the ride*
Klan Leader- (to his thugs) You two. Be of use and BRING ME THAT MAN AND HIS FRIENDS!
*the thug's rapidly run and jump onto the coaster as it zooms by*
Parker- AHHHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?!
Mason- *looks down* DUDE JARET LEFT HIS GUNS ON HERE!!! *picks up guns and pulls triggers* SHIT THEY'RE EMPTY!!
Parker- UHHH...TRY THROWING IT!!
Mason- WHAT??
Parker- HERE!!
*Parker grabs gun and throws it at the thugs*
Chase- DUDE THAT WAS ME!!
Parker- SORRY!!
Mason- LET ME TRY!!
*A rocket hits the back of coaster and expoldes, killing the two thugs and causes the coaster to go airborne off the tracks*
Mason- Ohhhh shit. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, he's gonna kill us! We're screwed!
(Camera shows Chase and Garrett screaming, then shows Parker and Mason hug each other and scream.)
*The coaster then crash lands into one of the ring toss booths.*
Mason- Whoaa, I think I had sex like this once hahah!
(Camera then shows 2 black guys and one mixed guy)
Mason- Isaac??
Parker- Detroit Man & Mike??
Detroit Man- Ey wazzup folk.
Mason- Isaac why are you friends with my friend's friends?
Isaac- Nigga, How else you think I got all that weed back in the day?
Mason- I thought you had your own farm??
Mike- Fuck you mean, nigga?
Isaac- Mason, you dumbass, I don't have a farm!
Mason- What the...just fuck my shit up, lets catch up somewhere else.
<End scene 11>
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
