*The boys begin to exit the 3D Indoor coaster building*
Mason- I bet if Tripp were here, he'd love to hear how you kept leaving us more than a black baby's father!
Garrett- Ohh shut up! I'm alive thats all that matters!
Mason- Yeah only because I came down in time to catch your sorry ass sneakin around!
Garrett- Dude, I can explain, I wasn't...
Mason- You weren't what?? I get it, you don't wanna be here! I also get you probably don't give 2 shits about any of us! Ya know what! The feelings mutual but, if you wanna get your ass out of here alive, stick with us!
Parker- Hey hey, stop...look over there.
Mason- What NOW??
(Camera pans to show a vacant 4 sided air hockey table in the lobby)
Mason- *gasps and looks at Parker* Duuuude. We havent played that in years!
Chase- Dude dont do that, were trying to get out of here.
Parker- *looks down* Hey look, quarters. *picks quaters of the ground*
Mason- Lets do it!
(Camera shows 2 Mexican chunky boys walk up to the air hockey table to insert quarters)
Parker- *sighs* Nevermind...looks like they got the table now.
Mason- Nah nah nah, we may or may not make it out alive. Who knows this may be our last air hockey game we play. Just let me handle it.
Chase- Mason, dont do th--
Mason- *shouts at Chunky Boys* HOLA PARTNER!!
*Chunky boys look at each other confused*
Chunk- Da fuq you want ese??
Mason- OH nothing! It just looks like you wanted to challenge us to a game!
Parker- *whispers to Mason* Dude!..
Chunker- Ey Chunk I think he just tryin to get the table to himself.
Chunk- No shit, ese, hes an extorsionist! Ain't that right Big Papi!
Mason- Yes! Thats exactly right, SIR, now whats it gonna be?
Chunk- Ese, you messin with the wrong Chicano!
Mason- Alright, he said it! This man has challenged us to a duel.
*Mason and Parker walk to the air hockey tables*
Chunker- *whispering to Chunk* Why'd you pussy out man?
Chunk- Shut the fuck up, man, I got more cojones than you!
Chunker- Thats not what our school nurse told me...
Mason- Alright Mr. Fluff Nuts, the game will be 4 rounds; Best 3 out of 4 wins. You lose, you get to help us get out of here. You understand English right?
Chunk- You lose, you get to have sex with my fat seester!
Mason- Oh please, im sure she gets enough pussy from you and Jabba the gringo!
Chunk- Man, ese, you talk good trash, I give you that!
Mason- Im not just talkin trash, im talkin to it.
*puck flies into Chunk's goal. Everyone looks at Parker*
Parker- Oh, uh.....lo siento. *fake smiles*
*Mason, Parker, and The Chunky boys begin dueling it out at the air hockey table*
Chunk- Esé you better pray we don't destroy you!
Mason- Whats wrong, you thought we were gonna be dueling cocks?
Chunker- *speaks Spanish*
Parker- *speaks gibberish*
*awkward pause between Parker and Chunker*
Parker- *laughs and then shoots puck into Chunker's goal*
Chunker- Maaaaaan c'mon that wasnt fair!
Mason- Thats my boy, Blue!
*camera shows Mason and Chunk dueling out. Chunk then shoots puck into Masons goal*
Mason- Shit!
*Mason throws slider at Chunk's face and then slides the puck into Chunk's goal with his hands*
*Parker laughs as Chunker shoots puck into Parker's goal*
Parker- What...what the crap...
Mason- Timeout! Parker come here.
*Mason and Parker huddle up*
Mason- Think we can still do the ol Puck Pong trick?
Parker- We havent done that in years though.
Mason- Come on we gotta try. I dont want you having to dig my corpse from underneath his BMW.
Parker- BMW?
Mason- Big Mexican Woman.
Parker- Right. Im still not sure if we can do this.
Mason- Dude you always over think everything!
(camera pans to show Chunk and Chunker)
Chunk- Eh, ese, check out all this ass I found today! *pulls out smartphone and shows Chunker*
Chunker- Oooohh bro, look at that tongue.
Chunk- Teeth? Look at those ears!
*Chunk and Chunker laugh*
(Camera pans to show that the Chunky boys are looking at Donkies on the smartphone.)
Mason- Hey! Jane Goodall! You ready to finish this?
Chunk- Hey ese, you're supposed to save that question for my sister! *laughs*
Mason- *looks at Parker* Lets do it.
Parker- *looks at Mason and nods*
(Camera shows Parker in front of Mason and Chunk in front of Chunker then goes to slow-mo)
*Mason skids the puck off the table and tosses it torwards Parker with his puck. Parker catches the puck with his slider and swings it torwards Chunker. Puck bounces off of Chunker's forehead, hitting Chunk in the dick, then bouncing into Chunker's goal. The boys cheer and hug each other.*
Chunk- Ey man, you cheated!
Mason- Whoa there, ese, dont go jumpin the fence on me! *laughs*
*awkward silence*
Mason- Oh come on, that was funny...
*Chunk laughs and goes to hug Mason*
Chunk- You funny man, ese. Played a good game too. What do you want and I can give it to you! My sister still an option, eh? *laughs*
Mason- Yeah, no thank you, sir, I just need to know how my friends and I can get to the Power Tower of the Hour. Were trying to get back home.
Chunk- The Power Tower? Ese, you got the wrong ride. What you're lookin for is the SkyScraper Coaster. *pulls out map*
You just keep goin south of here and then its right next to the Top Thrill Dragster.
Mason- Alright thanks, man.
*Chunk grabs Mason and hugs him*
Chunk- *wells up* Please...just give my seester a chance. She aint too bad lookin!
Mason- Yeah, and im sure her name isn't Bruce either.
*Mason blows a cheap shot at Chunk and breaks free of his hug*
Mason- Lets go, guys.
<End Scene 14>
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Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
