(Camera goes to show Mason and Chase standing together alone in their slutty outfits waiting for Maw Weez)
Chase- Where you think she is?
Mason- How am I supposed to know? Its your fuckin grandma!
Maw Weez- Ch3$$ Im baaaaaaack! Im just keeding Ive been here dis whole time. *smiles and pulls out a gun and points it at Chase and Mason* Now dance.
Mason- To what, Slayer??
Chase- *To himself* Please just shoot me already..
Maw Weez- No, Ch3$$, IM in charge now. You and your frend do wat I say...or you die. Now, you, make my grandson happy!
Mason- *looks at Maw Weez confused for assurance* Me? Alright, Im gonna need a sound system, some Batman comics, and a bottle of lotion and that should do the tri--*bullets fly past Mason*
Maw Weez- You stalling!! You dance or you die!
*Laffy Taffy starts playing over speakers*
Mason- Oh hey, I can fuck with this! *starts dancing*
Maw Weez- Yes! Now, you, put your hands around your friend's hips!
Chase- Uhhh.....
Maw Weez- CHAZZY WAZZY! You do vat I say!
Chase- Alright...
*Chase puts his hands around Mason's waist from behind*
Mason- *enthusiastically* Oooh, Chazzy, what a strong grip!
Chase- Dude, stop making this weird for me..
Maw Weez- *laughs gleefully* Now, you, smack my grandson's ass!
*Mason and Chase look at each other very shocked then look at Maw Weez as shes smiling*
(Camera goes to Garrett still tied up as he hangs his head with disappointment as hes watching Mason and Chase through a tv screen)
Garrett- Oh boy...
(Camera goes back to Mason and Chase)
*Mason pretends to smack Chase's ass*
Chase- *whispering* Dude...did you even do anything?
Mason- *whispering* No...not really
Maw Weez- I saw daaaaat!
*A Hobbitt Boy walks up next to Maw Weez and lifts his shirt up for Mason and Chase.*
Maw Weez- Stop dat! *zaps Hobbitt Boy with lightning* You had your chance when you were steel Caitlyn!
Mason- *panicked* Okay okay okay, I'll smack his ass!
*Mason begins smacking Chase's ass*
Chase- Im getting you back that...
Mason- Im sorry, I dont wanna die, okay??
*as Mason delivers the final ass smack, the doors blow open from a small explosion. Tripp, Parker, Mr. H and his crew run in to the rescue*
Chase Henderson- Wazzup Auntie M!! I believe those are OUR friends you're harrassing.
Maw Weez- Sheet, its an amboosh! Keel da friends!
*The Hobbit Boys and Chase H's crew begin shooting at each other while Parker and Tripp run to Mason and Chase. Parker hugs Mason, then hugs Chase.*
Parker- *looks at Tripp and gasps* Get em!
*Mason and Parker begin viciously tickling Tripp*
Chase- Guys, stop, we gotta go!
Mason- Why are you alive??
Tripp- Why are you a girl??
Mason- Yeah, long story, tell ya later!
*the boys all run to the back of the restaurant/club to rescue Garrett*
Chase H- *while shooting Hobbitt Boys with his blaster* Mane this bitch crazier than my REAL auntie!
(Camera goes to back of restaurant where Garrett is being held as the boys run in)
Parker- Were gettin out of here, dude!
*Parker picks up Garrett off the ground. The boys all run out of the restaurant as the shootout continues inside*
YOU ARE READING
Cedar Point
HumorA group of high school friends go to a theme park. 5 years later they go to the same park. Only this time, terrorists attack, leaving them stranded at the park. Will they ever escape.......or die?
