Twenty Nine

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Scott
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"Shit!" She screamed, as a glass hit the floor.

I walked in, and leaned against the door frame, and she stood there crying.

"I broke it!" She wailed, and cupped her face with her hands.

Kirstie was 38 weeks along- and she was not happy. She didn't get enough sleep at night, and she was very clumsy.

"Calm down slugger." I laughed, and bent down to pick up a piece of glass, and put it in my hand.

"WHY?" She exclaimed, and put her face on the counter.

"Calm down sweetie." I laughed.

She turned towards me and shot me a glare.  She was not happy with me.

"I'll calm down when you calm down." She ordered, and walked out of the room.


She was not happy with me. 


I follow behind her, and I could tell she was irritated.


"Scott...." She starts, but I go up and kiss her. 


"EWWWWW!!! COOTIES!!!" She exclaims, and waddles away.


"Wrong way around!" I laugh.


"You waddle!" I laugh again.


"I don't see you waiting for nine months to push a melon out of your vagina."


I freeze, and fall on the floor laughing.


"Thats unfair!! You get to pee standing up!"


"Oooooo! I want to try that sometime." I say.


She is angrier than ever. 


"I'm calling your mother!" She groans, and walks towards the phone.


"Woahhhh... No need for that."


I kiss her, and she kisses me back.


Hooray!!


"Ugh I hate you."


"I love you to."



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SHORT CHAPTER BECAUSE SCHOOL IS A PAIN


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