Alex Mac

Chapter 4 Breakfast

A: Alex(me)
Ad: Ashley
B: Bret
Da: Dana
Dy: Dylan
J: John

The next morning when we woke up I didn't want to move ever again. Ashley was laying on my chest with her thumb in her mouth. She looked so adorable I don't think anyone would blame me for not moving. Dana and Dylan were in the bathroom getting ready when my alarm went off, waking Ashley.

A: " Morning beautiful"
Ad: " 5 more minutes"
A: " No can do. We gotten get up for breakfast"
Ad: " But I wanna stay here and snuggle with wu"

She was now using the most adorable baby voice you could ever imagine.

A: " Come on. Do you want anything"
Ad: " Wah Wah please"
A: " Anything else"
Ad: " To not have to get off of this bed or you for the rest of my life"
A: " I don't know if I can make that happen but I can get your wah wah"
Ad: "  Thank wo"
A: " You're welcome. Wuv wo"
Ad: " Wuv wo more"
A: " No I Wuv wo more"

This adorable argument went on about another 10 minutes before we actually got ready and headed down stairs for breakfast.

Da: " Boy am I glad to see you guys. All morning all I've heard is baby talk from these two. It's been disgusting"
A: " I can't help it if my girlfriend is adorable"
Ad: " I can't help it either. Alex rubs off on me"
Dy: " Do you see the torture we've been going though"

Bret and John knew I was gay too. Only because Dylan told Bret about her and Dana so I told Bret about myself and we all got John up to speed.

A: " I almost forgot you haven't met. Guys this is Ashley to most beautiful, wonderful, perfect person I ever met. And Ash this is Bret and John, two knuckleheads"
B: " Nice to meet you. And by the way I'm much deeper than that horrible introduction"
J: " Hey Ashley. Man Alex you got one hot girlfriend"
A: " Thanks Dana said the same thing last night and I agree.
Ad: " Thanks babe. You're so adorable"
A: " You're more adorable"
B: " I can see how you could get sick of this"
J: " Yeah. I'm tired of it already and you've been here 2 minutes"
A: " Fine, we'll cool it haters"
Ad: " I don't know about you guys but I'm starving"
Da: " You're so right. Let's eat"

We ate breakfast and talked awhile. We all decided we wanted to hang out and do something together.

Da: " Hey guys. I heard about these awesome helicopter rides over the island. And there only $10 per person.
B: " No way"
Dy: " That sounds amazing babe"
J: " We have to go"
A: " Guys we can't. Ashley is afraid of heights"
Ad: " Wait, I never told you that"
Da: " You didn't have to. Its just a cover. Alex is afraid of heights too"
A: " Way to blow my cover"
Da: " Its my job"
Ad: " Guy I have an idea"
Dy: " What?"
Ad: " Why don't you guys go on the helicopter ride and me and Alex can hang out at the water park. And we can meet here at 2:00 for lunch"
J: " That's cool"
B: " Your girlfriend is pretty and smart"
Da: " I'm down with that"
Dy: " Okay then. Bye guys"
Ad: " Bye"
A: " See you in a couple of hours"

Everyone left but me and Ash hung back a while.

A: " So was this just so you could see me in a bikini"
Ad: " Maybe"
A: " Then the jokes on you. I swim in a rash guard"
Ad: " Well we're even because I do too"
A: " Its creepy how much we have in common"
Ad: " It really is"
A: " But just a little"
Ad: " Come on. We better go change"
A: " Yes mam"
Ad: " You're such a loser"
A: " But that's why you love me"