Hiro Hamada x Reader ("You, Me, and the World")

The Crack Chapter

Not really a crack chapter. Since I'm updating tomorrow instead of today, I took "The Corpse" and put it in google translate and translated it back. I hope you get some laughs out of this while waiting for the new chapter!

[Fun fact: Although it's hard to write when you are listening to music, remix to say "smoke weed erryday"]

You mind reflected in Hilo of room for your actions will beat faster than super Sanic. However, you are powerful stay, it was must be casual behavior. (It is stay strong, act casual! To Good motto!) Looking down your necklace and swooned. When you go down, help still Hilo pain was wallowing on the floor (But you it better to kiss) you need to. You inverts open your laptop, it died. You did not charge your laptop!

(When it happens ... you do not hate it?) You sighed madly, you plug it into the wall. You are already dead for entertainment, staring at Hiro desktop. Hiro, he probably only because you did not pry, and would not mind, it is your good friend. Until you realize something, it turned on. Agghh, it will need to lock the password!

... Until the computer, we made the noise of "sign-in". Did not it? Huh. (Because it no longer Tadashi, maybe it's, and everyone, it does not use the other their computers. * Of SOB *) are uploaded his wallpaper, it is in your all six of the picture did. (Hilo, you, horseradish (HAHAH HORSERADISH POOR WASABI), honey, go-go, and Fred, of course! (Sorry, do not you Baymax.)) ... Wait, you never took selfie in all of them. At least, it was not listed in the author of the script! Is this was Mashi Photoshop? If so, where Hiro do you find a photo shop in the first place is your photos?

strange. You smiled to myself. It is a way, it was sweet. (Lake Ashi is strange in what happens? Now if you have you as his screen saver.) You, open the the Google Chrome, pop back. You've begun to look at any of the KDP of video. (YES, he is now I only, he is it to see him realize his back's a lot like SammyClassicSonicFan is your homework! ..) You slipped in Hilo headphones. This was key to many things, such as his hair. Fig. His hair was a mix ... it smells like lavender and gummy bears. In addition it is sweet!

You get lost in the digital world of the Internet, which laughed at dumb antics of FaceTunneler. You forgot to you were in the even of Hilo house. Internet it is possible to read the book, you know. You are, usually, it was one of the things that we did at home. Look at some of your favorite songs, we sing together. Your talanted metal processing fingers find the songs, I was crushed with the keyboard.

It had in there. You can click on the "play", I began to sing. I did not know how much you sang. It was fun! You are shaking your head in accordance with the humming, the music beat to installation. At the end, however, you've heard a faint clapping sound. You slip off the headphones, it was lower your eyebrows. You've turned in was slowly clap and smile Hilo gawking, in a chair to dizzy of Hilo.

"How much was there?" When you try to handle the situation, I asked. Why Hiro- was Mashi uh. Right, You are in his house. Stupid, stupid, stupid! You beat yourself multiple times in the head in shame. "Long enough." He shrugged his shoulders, was hospitalized. He will stop you from hitting himself, he grabbed your hand. "I think it is your song great. You're so shy about it, not why I understand." Your eyes, and think of a good comeback, has moved and Piku~tsu . "UH- Uhm, well, why do you wear the pants?" You were questioned.

Hilo, sitting on his bed, laughing at you, smirked. "It is not wearing just pants, it is not appropriate to walk." You used to walk do not wear all the time of the pants in the old house around you, flash with the comment. (Little you know, Hiro, too. But, now, you've done did to live with him.) "Well, it sings, it is not appropriate to walk!" You, rebuttal You will cross your arms. Different "pants and singing." Hiro replied.

"Yeah W-, you can also not much." You can go to see the KDP to put his headphones on his back, it is possible to end the song of the tab, it will be cut off him. Hilo is connected to his speakers so that they can both of you hear, unplug the headphones. You are tired, time As you bored growth, was passed. Ironically, I heard a terrible cry of the KDP, and deceived you to sleep. Somehow. You, peacefully limp on the seat, I was placed in Hilo chair.

Hiro (again. He looks you in quite) to see you, noticing I you fell asleep. He was trying to drag you to your bed. Until he had a wicked idea. He brings them back to their room, select a few choice items, went to Cass toilet. He brought out the eye shadow. He was going to make sooo beautiful you! He is evil in, staring at the time of smirked prey, rubbing his hands to his eyes together. You seemed like a corpse dead. Peaceful 1! He took out a nice color that went well in your eyes.

Well, Hiro, it was not the goddess of makeup. In other words, this prank is what it was going to make super-interesting. He hope that you do not wake up during this process. And wake up your eyes only, Hilo looming in front of the eyes, what a laugh? (Well, a woman?) He brushing tools to subtly their skin. He touched experimentally on your face. He smiled and shudder. And, eyeliner. It does not look that bad. He laughed to himself. You are angry, if you want to laugh, he was not sure exactly.

Then, we have to blush. He also tried the lipstick. And he is reflected in his masterpiece, was frowned.

n his opinion, you, looked better without makeup. Hilo also as was the terrible work, this did not look much like you. Crayola box, is you saw all of you to barfed so! However, he liked better your natural face.

As what did not happen until now he will wipe off the makeup.

You do not need to be a beautiful and makeup!

[CHEEEEEEEEESYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! So I'm thinking immediately of Lake Ashi painting: Sorry for the short chapter, the P, I think really it's a good note to it is completed above. Bonus point of misleading title! Also, my feet it will hurt. Please remember: Just do it. In addition, it is powerful stay, and act casual!]

Oh my goodness, that was absolutely wretched...

Ciao! -Critique-A-La-Mode