Hiro Hamada x Reader ("You, Me, and the World")

The Useless Chapter That Has Unecessary Fluff and No Plot At All

     Bam! 

     You groaned, turning over. 

     Bam! Again! 

     Something was hitting you.  

     ...You calculated 5 seconds between the hits. The object that was hitting you felt soft; it must be a pillow. 3... 2... 1-!

     You opened your eyes, pillow heading right to your face. You swiftly grabbed the pillow; Hiro was getting you to wake up by hitting you with the pillow! No! Who ever dares to disturb your beauty sleep? You yanked the pillow out of his hands as he gasped in surprise, and turned the tables! You began smacking him harshly with the pillow; who even has this energy when they wake up? Who cares. You were driven by revenge! 

     You hoarsely laughed as you mercilessly beat him to death. He squeaked "mercy!". He sounded so pathetic, you decided to spare him. "You have submitted!" You victory cheered, throwing the pillow back to Hiro's bed. Well, that was a good way to wake up. You stretched, walking to the bathroom, careful not to step on the metal scraps strewn on the floor from last night. "Aren't you going to thank me for waking you up?" Hiro asked, following you. You rolled your eyes. Hiro slightly smiled, mumbling something about 'sleeping beauty'. (It is what you think it is, gals.)

     You began brushing your teeth; Hiro did the same. You were very excited to prank Ashi. You had everything all planned out! You couldn't wait to see the look on his face. You and Hiro then went your separate ways to get dressed for the day. You got in a nice stylish outfit. Hiro just wore the usual. His hoodie. You were beginning to speculate that he even wore the same shirt every day. (I encourage you to find out! Go watch him get dressed!) 

     You combed your hair; and with that, you're ready for the day! You looked in the bathroom mirror, feeling happy about your looks. You exited the bathroom as Hiro was zipping up his hoodie. Hiro looked at you. He couldn't help but break a smile. "Wow, you look nice today." He complimented, as you grinned. "Are you implying I never look nice?" You teased, as Hiro's face quickly turned surprised. "Oh- um- no! You always look really good- erm..." He blushed, as you laughed, and ruffled his fluffy hair. "I know." You walked down the stairs, leaving Hiro dumbstruck, then running after you. 

     Ashi was eating breakfast with your dad, lightly discussing the day's activities. Hiro slightly frowned. "Oh, what if the group gets worried from our absence?" He questioned. You shrugged. "You should call them." You answered. Hiro nodded, going to find the nearest phone. (He never was portrayed with a phone in the movie, so I'm assuming he doesn't own one.) You sat down at the table, as your dad handed you a plate of pancakes (that came out of nowhere). It had a smiley face on it! OUT OF WHIPPED CREAM! NICE!

     You happily ate it, as Ashi lovingly watched you. Awfully much like your father. Creepy. "Wow, dad. Your pancakes really are the best!" You said, after chugging down some OJ. Your dad proudly straightened his posture. "I know! I should be famous, or something..." He evilly grinned, returning to his heavenly pancakes. You laughed a little bit, and finished up your pancakes. Hiro returned to the table, now wearing a backpack. Ah; that must contain the drone! You curiously eyed Hiro, and then the bag.

     He understood, nodding. What chemistry you two have. Telepathy. Anyway, you stood up, (CHUCKING) quickly putting the dish in the sink, briefly rinsing it off. You were quite excited! Ashi too stood up, signature deep brown scarf and hat on. "I guess we're all ready then?" Ashi said, but you shook your head. "Hiro hasn't eaten yet!" You pointed out, as the Hiro shyly looked down. "Uh, yeah. But I'm fine." Hiro insisted. "It doesn't sound like it!" You said, popping two pieces of bread into the toaster. You brought out two familiar ingredients: mayo and turkey! Hiro loved mayo and turkey sandwiches. (Oof, "The Weekend" nostalgia.) 

     Hiro's face lit up instantly. You were really nice. It was almost shocking. Maybe everyone in the world wasn't bad after all! (Being, y'know, a SUPERHERO, I bet he's seen some horrible things! Like Ashi, for example.) You lightly jumped when the toast randomly sprung out of the toaster. Hiro smiled, getting a butterknife to help you. Ashi impatiently tapped his foot, unhappy with this display. But he had to be patient; he was in front of your father. 

     He spread mayo on one piece, while you put turkey on the other. You smiled and sandwich highfived, creating a masterpiece! "Wow, we really work good together." Hiro said. Yeah, robot and sandwich masters! You nodded, handing him the sandwich, as he quickly hugged you as thanks. He began eating as you all headed out the door.

     The old house... You missed it.

     What does it look like now?

THE ANSWER IS ASHES: ASHES. ASHI. ILLUMIN-ASHI CONFIRMED! Oh, I feel like such a genius. I'm adding illumin-ashi to my vocabulary. Yeah, this chapter is very useless, but I have to do filler chapters. I hate it, but I must. It's sorta nice, I guess, if you're the reader. And I love to write. It makes me so very happy when I think someone smiles from my work! That makes me very, very happy. And I hope my stories make you very very happy!

Ciao,

-Critique-A-La-Mode