11/6/13: Okay guys! This is lcdstudios here, and I have something to tell you about this chapter! If you are reading Eleanor Snape by elvissparrow, then you might want to skip this entire chapter. Seriously. Don't do it. You are unprepared. Your heart will literally become depressed and leap out of your body while you sleep!!! In other words: MASSIVE TEXAS-SIZED SPOILERS OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AHEAD AND IT WANTS YOUR SOUL. But as soon as Eleanor Snape is done, then you can read this chapter all you want! Or you just don't give a crap about spoilers, which is okay. Enjoy! :)
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I closed the Daily Prophet and looked at my watch. It was 6:30. Sarah Beth had been in the bathroom for well over an hour.
"Honey?" I called. "You are already perfect! I wan't to get there in time to meet some people and get seated."
"Okay!!!" My fiancee answered. "Here I come!"
Sarah Beth exited the bathroom wearing dark green robes with silver lines on the sleeves. They sparkled in the light.
"How do I look?"
I replied with a kiss. "You look wonderful."
"Thanks. Eleanor loves these colours, and-"
"We don't have time to chat, Sarah Beth. Let's er, I... just do the thing."
She laughed and grabbed my hand and took out her wand. "The thing? It's called Apparation, love."
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We stood in front of the theatre, which looked a bit like a replica of the Globe. I could see that the designer loved Shakespeare. Sarah Beth explained that there was a spell keeping people from Apparating into the theatre in order to keep uninvited people out.
We gave a bearded wizard our tickets and entered the place.
My God, it was amazing.
The inside looked nothing like the Globe. It was almost a different building. It was quite modern, with folded chairs like what you would see in our theatres. It felt so familiar, aside from the strangely-dressed people surrounding me, and-
Wait.
Where's Sarah Beth?
Oh man, I lost her. This is great. I can't see her for all the cloaks and hats and beards. It was then that I realized that some people were giving me strange looks. I was wearing a tux.
"Sarah Beth?!" I called. "Where are you?"
It didn't make matters easier that I was forced to weave through all these people. Not all of them were very nice, either. One man called me a "boggart-bait," whatever that was supposed to mean. I actually managed to knock one bloke over. I helped him up.
"Thanks, mate." The man said to me. He was actually quite nice about it. The woman with him, a red-haired girl, thanked me as well before going on their way.
I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to see Sarah Beth.
"Oh," I said. "There you are. You got lost."
