Go Away, Sasori-sensei! (discontinued, sorry comrades :c )

Spying

Sasori POV After School

     I am currently wearing a dark ebony fedora, sunglasses, and a light gray coat-jacket so I don't get caught spying on them. Yes, I'm spying on them. I'm really curious to see how the idiots will act and how her other "friends" will act as well. They look like a strange group of people: some mature, some childish, and most have a weird appearance.

     Misaki and her group emerged from the entrance of the Starbucks, laughing loudly as if no one was watching. They all sat at a large table and a tall guy with black tied back in a pony tail took all their order, then went over to the line and waited to get their drinks. All of them interacted with each other, not leaving a single person out of the conversation.

     "So what have you been doin' since we were gone, Misaki-ssmy@ss?" the silver-white haired guy asked. I think Hidan was his name... "Did you get a boyfriend while we were gone? A certain one of us wanted me to ask you that... A certain blond to be exact---! Ow! The f#ck man!" Deidara, who was sitting on the left of him, punched Hidan with "great force".

     "Hey, Misaki, a certain one of us missed you a lot. A certain blond was drawing a number of pictures of you while we were gone," a big, blue shark-looking guy informed Misaki. Both Deidara and Misaki had gained a blush on their face.

     "Th-that's not true! Misaki, they don't know what they're talking about!" Deidara tried "clearing up" (a very bad job, though.)

     "Everyone... Tobi found a bunch of pictures of a blond person looking like Deidara-sempai in Misaki-chan's binder!" a guy with a childish voice in a swirly mask announces to all of his friends.

     Deidara and Misaki turned red once again. "D-Deidara-kun... You know how Tobi always talks nonsense, right?? Haha!" Misaki attempted at lying (also, very badly). The blond and the weird hair colored girl were sitting in their seats looking really embarrassed and wishing like they could hide.

     "Why don't you two date already? It's obvious you like each other," the fish man points out.

     "Plus, you're both stupid," a masked man with green eyes states. Finally! Someone who notices!

     "Misakiiiii, do you want anything? I'll buy you anything you want~," Hidan asked her as he took out his wallet.

     Misaki put a hand under her chin and thought for a moment. "Rice. I ran out of rice yesterday."

     Rice?! Of all the things she could've asked for, she wanted rice?! What's wrong with that girl?! She could've asked for a necklace, a bag, or a cupcake...but rice?! She's not cute at all! No wonder she doesn't have a boyfriend...

     After that, most of their conversation went down hill. I was getting so bored of their pointless jokes that I picked up my things and almost left until I heard an annoying blond say, "You know, that art teacher is really annoying."

     "I know! I hate that guy!!!" Misaki (of course) agreed with Deidara loudly. "And he sucks at sculpting! He's nothing compared to you, Dei." 'Sucks at sculpting?!' That d@mn b/tch! I'm a great artist and could beat that guy any day!

     "Who's the art teacher?"

     "The guy who told us to go to class earlier. Red-head with his hair slicked back..."

     "Him?! I only met him earlier and he already gets on my nerves when I see his face!" Hidan hollered noisily. It's official... I really hate those guys. I hope they get hit by a truck. Especially Misaki, I'm getting my revenge on her tomorrow. I don't want to hear anymore from these people, I'm leaving.