Listen to my heart (an OC x a Hetalia character)

Bloody hell?!

England's POV
I was kicking people out of the guest rooms the next day and I had come to the last room. I kicked open the door and when it swung open, I shouted at the lovebirds in the bed. The birthday boy himself, and what I assume to be the Pacific Ocean.
"Oi wake up! Go on scram!" I saw Lisia open her eyes and she shook Alfred awake, and I tossed them their clothes.
"You have five minutes to change then get the bloody hell out!" I rushed them and I stepped out of the room, shutting the door behind me.
I shuddered when a draft hit me. Bloody air-conditioner! I need to get that fixed soon... I took out my pocket watch. 3...2...1. I rapped on the door..
"Times up, get out." The door opened and the two of them stepped out, looks of disbelief on their faces.
I ushered them out of my home, and sent them on their way. They hadn't said a bloody thing, and it bothered me slightly. It's rare for an American not to speak at all, especially bloody Alfred! I mean seriously not even a 'good morning, Arthur'. This is bothersome but I let it go, since they still looked astonished by the time they walked out the door. I sigh once I'm back inside, and I go inspect the air vents. What a day. I spent all day up there, tinkering on the vents. By tea time I was famished, and I had set the table. As I sipped my tea, I scribbled down in my journal. It was mostly random things, and I kept this journal to myself no matter what. None shall see. My notebook. If you want death, by all means try snooping. I'm really protective of this journal. It's handmade, leathery green, with a name sewn on the front cover. I know the narrator is itching to speak again, so I'll bid you readers adieu~
3rd person
Oh great, Arthur can hear me. Ah well moving on~ Our protagonists went home already and they still haven't said anything to eachother. It's super freaky! The silence is unnerving.... So thick, you could cut it with a knife. They would steal glances at each other, and when they caught each others' gaze, they looked away immediately. Lisia's eyes were shiny with the morning sun, and Alfred couldn't help but admire her beauty. She caught him staring, and finally said something.
"Hey Alfred?"
"What's up?"
"I love you."
"I love you too, Liz." They hugged each other.
   They stay in embrace for a while, and then they pull back. Lisia smiles at Alfred, and he grins back. The two of them head out to take a walk, and eventually play catch in the park.
    Hold on a minute, I have a visitor...? I'll just go get that then. Narrator opens door. Arthur smiles at narrator and she pales. A-Arthur what are you doing up here?! I told you not to come up anymore!
    "Sorry love, I couldn't stay away."
    You should have said that earlier!
    "My bad, I should have told you."
    I rest my case.
    "But I wanted to surprise you." Arthur smiles wider.
    W-what do you mean surprise?
    "I brought you a present like the greatest story crasher ever~"
    Which is?
    He pecks the narrator on the cheek before running out the door again.
    "Ta-ta!"
     Kirkland I swear-