Thanks to @Holmestheelder for the idea for this one shot.
"Taire! What the hell are you drinking that for, we're supposed to be going to Ikea to get some new furniture!" Enjolras cried as he walked into his living room to find his boyfriend drinking from a bottle of beer.
"I haven't drank in a week, leave me be!" Grantaire protested.
"I don't care, you said that we could go to Ikea to find some new furniture. I'm ready to go right now."
"Well, let's go then."
"I don't know about that."
"No come on, you drive, I'll drink."
"'Taire I-"
"No, we're going, get the keys."
"Fine."
~*~
"I knew this was a bad idea." Enjolras sighed as he dragged a very drunk Grantaire away from the large selection of highly breakable vases.
"Wa wassa bad idea?" Grantaire slurred, looking animatedly confused.
"Bringing you here in this state!" Enjolras snapped.
"Well, wa state do you wan me in? Liquid?" Grantaire said. He then started giggling uncontrollably until he collapsed on the floor.
"Get up!" Enjolras cried, "You're embarrassing me!"
"Can we go look at beds?"
"You can look at them, but jump on a single one of them and I'm going to kill you."
"YAY!"
Grantaire took off at a run and Enjolras hurried after him, unable to keep up with his overly energetic boyfriend.
When Enjolras finally reached him, he found him jumping on a bed with a white sheet bouncing up and down due to Grantaire's weight.
"'TAIRE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! ESPECIALLY NOT ONE WITH WHITE SHEETS!" Enjolras screeched, attracting everyone's attention. "I'm so sorry." he said to the people glaring at him. "'Taire, come on we're going home."
Enjolras grabbed Grantaire and dragged him away from the bed.
"Bu Enjy I was havin fun!"
"I don't care! You're embarrassing me!"
"Oh, I'll show you embarrassing." Grantaire giggled before pulling his boyfriend into a drunken kiss.
"'Taire, get off! Everyone's looking at us!"
"Bu I luv you!"
"I love you too. Now, get in the car, we're going home."
