Tuesday 18th September

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Ugh. HOMEWORK. I'm dying. And I have a huge history test tomorrow and I haven't even studied. Oh crud, why do I always have to wait till the last minute to get things done. Now look at me. Omg an idea has just popped into my head. How about doing two homeworks at a time.

I'm a genius. OK let's get started

-15 minutes later-

Note to self: Never ever do two homeworks at a time. You'll end up writing nonsence.

Homework is one of my problems. My dad came up with this stupid idea of going camping at dinner. "It's a better way for us to bond like a family," he said. "Oh puh-leez. Bonding my foot, how are we supposed to bond when my twin brother can't believe me when I tell him his being fooled,"but I said that in my head.

"That's a great idea Mark. A good old fashioned camping trip, away from civilization with no phones, no iPads, no tablets, no gudgets and NO WIFI is a great way for us to get together as a family"Mum commented Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
That's a teenage girls worst nightmare. No wifi. (Well .......my worst nightmare, I don't know about other teenage girls)

"No dad please, not camping, what about...... A five star hotel, better than mosquitos or bugs or bears or tents" I pleaded.

"Ya dad, let's go to a five star resort," my brothers backed me up.

"No. We are going camping, and we are gonna have a great time and YOU WILL ENJOY IT and That is final," he yelled angrily that his vein could be seen through his forehead.

The room was as silent as a forgotten melody. No one said anything until I broke the silence
"(Yawn) well..... goodnight parents. Goodnight brothers. Sleep well,"I said getting up and headed upstairs to my room.

Now to finish this stinking homework. Night

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