I died

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Okay so mum and dad went out today for a drive or some crappy excuse to look at shops I think and I go to my brother and say "I kinda wanna sneak through mums wardrobe" let me explain its where mum keeps Christmas presents and dad barely uses it so I called it mums, but my brother than goes "what! You want to sneak into mums porn shop" I died laughing and am like "mum doesn't have a porn shop" you wanna know what he said "oh yeah" like she did, he just goes well you never know with you. But ya

Xoxoxo Mikayla 💙❤️🍍

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