Ask or/and Dare the Master of Kalokohan! (Hetalia OC!Philippines)

1st Dare (I'm so happy//slapped//)

Italy: Ve~ does it taste good?

M!Philippines: Opo Kuya! Sobrang YUMMY

Italy: After we eat let's pick tomatoes!

M!Philippines: Tomatoes? Kuya can we also pick some Mangoes po?

Italy: Of course! Now we are done, Let's go out!

M!Philippines: But how about the dishes po?

Italy: Just leave it there, Germany will clean it

Philippines: Are you sure po?

Italy: Yup!

Philippines: Okay! LET'S GET SOME MANGOES HAHAHA

Italy: AND TOMATOES~

*They both run and Germany walk in and saw the mess*

Germany: IIIIITTTAAALLLYYY

Japan: Dotsui-san it's arright. I'm just going to crean it since yesterday Piripin wash the dishes

Germany: *Sigh* Okay. Thank you but can you tell me again how Philippines got in here? It's not that I don't like him but it cause MORE mess since you know Italy.....

Japan: Werr...

Flashback

Axis Meeting (outside)

Germany: Now, I'm done instructing the exercises, We should train. Now Count!

Japan: 1

Italy: Ve~ I'm tired. Do we really need to train? Instead of training, let's eat PAASSSTTTAAAA

Germany: ITALY!!! How many times do I have to tell you that we need to train?!!?

Italy: But your exercises are very hard! Can we just do it tomorrow?

Germany: NO!!!!!

Italy: Ve~ Please Germany~

Germany: NO!! DO 100 SIT UP NOW

Italy: VE!!!!!! :'(

Japan: Dotsui-san and Itary-chan we can tark this in carm

Germany: Yes you're right. I'm sorry

Italy: I'm sorry too

Japan: We have been tackre a rot of ressons. I think taking a break wourd be good

Italy: Ve~ PASSTAAA

Germany: Yeah well.. I'm craving for a mashed potato right now

Japan: Ret's eat. It's my treat

Italy: Ve~ really?! TI AMO JAPAN

Germany: That's a nice thing to do

Japan: Werr, it's been rong time since we go out and eat together

Germany: Yeah...

Italy: Ve~

Japan: I'm just going to get my warret

*When Japan open his bag, he heard the bush ruttle. Instead of reacting on it, he pretend he didn't heard it and he intentionally slip his wallet in his hands, making sure it is near to the bush and when he is going to get it. He immediately pull the bush. He saw the unexpected country to vist. The Philippines*