Ask or/and Dare the Master of Kalokohan! (Hetalia OC!Philippines)

3rd & 4th (What If)

Fem!Philippines:

*Looks at Heneral Luna's picture*

Antonio Luna de San Pedro y Novicio San Ignacio

*looks at Spain's picture*

Antonio Fernández Carriedo

Fem!Philippines: No. No. No. This is very impossible. *drink water*

M!Philippines: Um... Maria *hold her shoulder*

Fem!Philippines: Baliw ang nagsasabing isinilang na ang aking karibal.*looks at him* You'll never make it! You're nothing but a second-rate, trying hard copy cat! *throw the water at his face*

M!Philippines: A-ano? *rubbing his face by his sleeve*

Fem!Philippines: *hold M!Philippines collar and shake him* Walang himala! Ang himala ay nasa puso ng tao! Nasa puso nating lahat!

M!Philippines: Maaarrriiaaaa!!! *getting dizzy*

Fem!Philippines: *stop shaking him* Si Val! Si Val! Puro nalang si Val! Si Val na walang malay!

M!Philippines: *hold Maria's shoulders* Wala akong pakialam. Ibalik mo sa akin si Jun-jun. Ibalik mo sa akin ang anak ko! Ibalik mo sa akin si Jun-jun. Ibalik mo ang... ahhh!!

Fem!Visayas:.... Kuya, I thought they are talking about the name "Antonio"? Why are they shouting the name "Val" and "Jun-jun"?.......

M!Mindanao: Hay ambot, I remember that they watched movies last night with Luzon

M!Luzon: SABEL! THIS MUST BE LOVE!

((Sorry this is just too random XD What Ate means is "......" the lines [that have no connection to the topic] was come from famous Filipino movie so yas))

4th Question: What if Brunei is a girl?

Fem!Philippines: Brunei! I cook something for you~

Nyo!Brunei: Thank you so much

Fem!Philippines: Oh, there's no need to be formal. Also, please do feel comfortable *smile*

Nyo!Brunei: *Nods* *pat Mingming's head (Philippines' Cat. Mingming is a very common name for cats in The Philippines)*

Fem!Philippines: ANDRES! WHERE ARE THE MANGOES?!

M!Philippines: OO ITO NA! *holding a bayong containing a lot of mangoes and he went inside* I just got mangoes yesterday ha, why is it already go- *saw Fem!Brunei* *Freeze*

Fem!Philippines: Ah, may bisita kasi kahapon kaya nagluto ako ng Adobo sa Mangga *take the bayong but can't take it* Uy *looks at Andres. Notice something is wrong* Hmm... Where are you looking at?

M!Philippines: Eyes....

Fem!Philippines: Ha? An- *got cut*

M!Philippines: Those past years..... the only thing that will always got me.... is the eyes....

Fem!Philippines: *closing her face to his* Who?

M!Philippines: the eyes of Bru- *He got cut off when Nyo!Brunei look and smile at him* N-NO! SI BRUNO! GRABE! I FORGOT TO FEED HIM! ITO! *gives the bayong* TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM! OKAY! BRUNO- ESTE BRUNEI! PLEASE STAY AT HOME UNTIL NIGHT! I-I MEAN PLEASE STAY COMFORTABLE! BYE! *runs quickly upstairs*

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BALSHNSUSBWKKAHHJSHS BRUPHIL FOR THE WIN!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD you know, this is the only ship that I think that MUST TO BE SHIP LOL anyway thank you xXRina-samaXx! Sooorrrryyyy for the deeelllaaayy since I'm always late.

Bayong refers to bags originating from the Philippines made by weaving dried leaves. The leaves used for making barong varies but the traditional bayong is made from burileaves in the Visayas and pandan leaves in Luzon. Abaca, bacbac, karagumoy, sabutan, romblon and tikog are among other organic materials used in making the bayong all of which are derived from plants native in the Philippines. Plastic strips are also used as synthetic substitute for leaves.

The use of Bayong is common among Filipinos going to wet markets especially in the rural areas or provinces. Recently the bayong is being promoted as an environmental-friendly alternative to plastic shopping bags.

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*Bonus ;)))*

After M!Philippines said or shouted that and ran upstairs. The both got silent.....

Fem!Philippines: Anyare? I mean we don't have a pet named "Bruno" Maybe he adopted another dog? He really got a crazy mind.... *facepalm*

Nyo!Brunei: ^.^" Did he tell something to you?

Fem!Philippines: Well, he said "Those past years, the only thing that will always got me is the eyes of" and he got cut off! That guy, maybe a buko got drop again to his head. Ah! Brunei, I'm just going to put this in the kitchen *saw Brunei blushing* Eh?! Are you alright?

Nyo!Brunei: Y-yes I am!

Fem!Philippines: O-okay *leaves*

Nyo!Brunei: *still blushing and carry Mingming to her lap* Oh, Philippines (on her mind) *hug Mingming*

((NAKS! POGI POINTS STRIKES! LOLOLOL. Also to add some background to Kuya. Philippines' pets we're not being bought instead, he adopted pets that can see in the streets like dogs (being called as Askal "Asong Kalye" or Aspin "Asong Pinoy") also cats (Being called as Pusakal "Pusang Kalye) and other animals! Of course, don't forget the Philippine Eagle, named "Gilas". Kuya decided to give that name because The Philippine eagle is also used in sporting events as a mascot, most notably in the 2005 Southeast Asian Games held in Manila known as "Gilas". The Philippine eagle is also the animal used in the Philippines men's national basketball team or Gilas Pilipinas' logo/team crest))

Sources: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_eagle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayong