China: *spits tea* PHILIPPINES! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ARU!?
M!Philippines: YOU SAID YOU LIKE KITTY THINGS?! *Holding the end of the skirt*
China: AIYAH!!! NOT LIKE THAT!
M!Philippines: SUS! KUNWARI KA PA KUYA! I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS! *dances a little*
China: AIYAH!!! *covering his eyes*
While this is happening, Taiwan and Hong Kong are walking to the room. They saw everything
Hong Kong: Philippines?
M!Philippines: *Saw Taiwan and Hong Kong* A-ah! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE!?! *hides in shame*
Hong Kong: We just heard things-
Taiwan: PHILIPPINES IS WEARING A SKIRT! *coming closer to Philippines*
M!Philippines: TAIWAN HUWAG! *runs*
The two run. Taiwan called help to Hong Kong, who is staring at them while China, who is just blushing so hard. Later on, through the help of Hong Kong. They caught Philippines.
Taiwan: Hong Kong! Just hold him tight!
Hong Kong hold Philippines to his shoulders
Taiwan: What are you doing in here? *sounding like a detective* Also... what is under this.... *Taiwan holds Philippines' skirt*
M!Philippines: TAIWAN NO! KIYYYAAA!!!!!
Taiwan: SKIRT?! *Taiwan raise the skirt* Really? A mango boxer?
M!Philippines: SHUT UP TAIWAN!
Taiwan: *pull it down* Why are you wearing that costume?
M!Philippines: be-beacuse to KUYA TSINA! I KNOW HE LIKE THIS THING!
Hong Kong and Taiwan look at Philippines' costume. The two agreed
China: AIYAH! NOT LIKE THAT! NOT LIKE THAT!
The three got confused
M!Philippines: What do you mean?
China: AIYAH! I LOVE KITTY STUFF! BUT NOT LIKE THAT! I DON'T WANT YOUR BODY ARU!!!
The three got silent
M!Philippines: Ha? I'm just going to seduce you by giving you this costume. I just wear it for you to see it's looks
China went silent. The three realize what he meant
Hong Kong, Taiwan & M!Philippines: ............... Pervert.
China: ARU!!
HETALIA!!!!
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I hope you like this YmirSwag! But when you realized that in this chapter, Philippines is the only one that is not canon..... AWKWARD 😅😅😅😅 but seriously, let me just.... emo in the corner 😥😥😥😥 Sorry. This. Is. Too. Random.))
TRIVIA OF THE CHAPTER!
Did you know that this cute little Kitty is best known as "Hello Kitty" in the U.S., Europe, and throughout most of the world but in Japan she is known as "Kitty-Chan"?
Source:http://hello-kitty-fun-facts-and-trivia.weebly.com/
BINABASA MO ANG
Ask or/and Dare the Master of Kalokohan! (Hetalia OC!Philippines)
RandomAsk or/and Dare The Pinakahandsome in the whole world, The One and Only, Philippines! ;) ((Any dares and questions are allowed! (as much as possible no dirty stuffs) Please do tell me if I got wrong informations. Please don't hesitate to correct me...
