Ask or/and Dare the Master of Kalokohan! (Hetalia OC!Philippines)

Kissing the Muslims?

Fem!Philippines & M!Philippines: *read the dare*

Fem!Philippines: Pfft! The dare is for you~

M!Philippines: Excuse me woman, this comment was from YOUR chapter

Fem!Philippines: *laughs* I only accept "what if" questions my dear *come close to his ear* Good luck~ *walk away* If you want, I will call them for you~

M!Philippines: HOY! MARIA! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! Wa-wait!

Maria close the door

M!Philippines: *sigh* I'm sorry JoshuaSC082903, but kissing them is VERY awkward epecially they are... you know... more in Muslim... you know I can do it! Since I am the strongest and the most handsome! But they will surely going to smack my head-

M!Malaysia: Philippines.

M!Philippines turn around. He saw M!Malaysia, M!Singapore and M!Brunei

M!Malaysia: We are all ready.

M!Philippines just stared at them

M!Singapore: Tsk. Can you just do it already? I have something important thing to do.

M!Philippines: W-what? *blushing* b-but-

M!Brunei: It's alright Philippines. We know you can do it

M!Philippines just stared at them. Don't know what going to do. He is now very red

M!Malaysia: Philippines, why are you so red?

M!Brunei: Are you alright?

M!Singapore: What is going on? Just do it already!

The three supposedly going to come close to Philippines but Philippines stand up, panicking

M!Philippines: MGA ULOL!!!

The three just stared at him

M!Philippines: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO?! DOING THAT IS NOT ALLOWED! I'M A CATHOLIC BOY AND THE THREE OF YOU ARE MUSLIMS! I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT! ESPECIALLY TO THE THREE OF YOU! THAT'S HARAM! HARAM! HARAM! HARAM! HARAM! HARAM!

M!Philippines walk out to the room. While shouting the word "Haram". The three are just quiet.

M!Malaysia: What the durian just happened? I thought we're going to listen to Philippines' poem?

M!Brunei: is... listening to a poem a.... Haram?

M!Singapore: The sickness is taking over him.

The two got shock

M!Brunei: Philippines is sick?! We need to help him!

M!Malaysia: What disease does he got?!

Singapore takes his eyeglasses off to clean it to a cloth. He wear it again. He look at them straight and said:

"Stupidness"
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I'M SORRY XDXDXD This is too random. But guess who told them about Philippines' poem? It's start with the letter "M" and the last letter is "A". Poor Philippines. And yes, it is Haram since I read somewhere that Homosexuality is haram to the Muslims. Even talking to the people, who are homosexual, is haram. Please do tell me If I'm wrong though. I'm willing to change the chapter immediately. I'm so sorry for the boring chapter. This is what happens when your mind is flying XD I'm really high right now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA why am I even laughing? Da packing tape [I'm NOT taking drugs]

TRIVIA OF THE CHAPTER!

Did you know that in Islam, God is usually called Allah. However, Allah also has 99 names that Muslims don't use very much? These names include Al Rahim meaning the merciful and Al Majid meaning the glorified.

Source: http://www.funtrivia.com/en/Religion/Islam-326.html