Ask or/and Dare The Pinakahandsome in the whole world, The One and Only, Philippines! ;)
((Any dares and questions are allowed! (as much as possible no dirty stuffs) Please do tell me if I got wrong informations. Please don't hesitate to correct me...
Germany: Our meeting started this morning and now it is AFTERNOON! We are wasting our time! We should solve problems not cause more! Now let's start!
America: Dude! We can't start the meeting
Germany: why?!
Japan: *raise his hand* because the ASEAN is not here..
Germany: What?! Where are they-
M!Philippines: ISADALAWATATLO!
*OPENS DOOR*
M!Philippines: HANDA NA BA KAYO?!
All:.... what?
M!Philippines: Hit it Singapore!
M!Singapore: *roll eyes and turn music*
The ASEAN walks in while swinging with each partner. When infront, Brunei, Cambodia, Singapore and Laos took out 4 bamboo poles and knee on the floor. While Philippines, Thailand and Malaysia takes Indonesia, Vietnam and Myanmar's hand. After that, they dance. While dancing:
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M!Philippines: Wow Indo! You get it immediately!
F!Indonesia: Of course! With your help I will get this *smiles*
M!Philippines: *smiles back*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thailand: Are you alright? Ana~
Vietnam: Yes. Just hold my hands
Thailand: Don't worry, I won't let you go. I won't let you be hurt
Vietnam: *looks at him*
Thailand: *smiles at her* Ana~
Vietnam: *blush* *push him a little that made him got caught in the bamboo poles*
Thailand: Ouch!
(That cause Malaysia and Myanmar's turn)
F!Myanmar: Malaysia
M!Malaysia: What?
F!Myanmar: I hate you *smiles*
M!Malaysia: Ha! Don't worry my dear, I hate you too *smiles back*
F!Myanmar: Laos~
M!Laos: Yes?
F!Myanmar: Make sure you are doing right to those sticks, because if I got hurt. I will stab that sticks to your neck. Also you Brunei *smiles*
Brunei & Laos: *sweats*
Cambodia: Myanmar!
Myanmar: *laughs* just kidding!
Cambodia: *sigh* I'm tired.
M!Singapore: Are you two finish?
M!Philippines: Yes but wait! I need to pull someone
M!Singapore: Get your new partner now!
M!Philippines: Okay *walks away and come close to Mexico. Offer his hand*May I have a dance?
M!Mexico: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?! A GIRL?! WHAT ABOUT I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?!
M!Philippines: Oh Come on, we know who will win if we did that *wink*
M!Mexico: You cocky- *got pulled by Philippines*
M!Philippines: Dali na kuya, I know you are great at this~
M!Mexico: H-how can you tell that?!
M!Philippines: Because I saw you *wink* also you are great though
M!Mexico: Really?
M!Philippines: James Yup!
M!Mexico & M!Philippines: *Dances*
Other Countries: .......What is going on? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tinikling History :)
The tikling is a bird with long legs and neck. The birds are considered as the worst enemy of the Waray farmers because they molest the rice fields as they prey on the ripening rice grains. To prevent this, the farmers would place some bitik (called si-ay or patibong in Samar), traps made of bamboo to catch the annoying birds. The birds, however, would still manage to escape from the traps. The tinikling dance imitates the movements of the tikling birds escaping from the bamboo traps set by the farmers. The bamboo poles are indeed used to try to trap the dancers' feet for fun. This spectacular dance is usually accompanied by a folk song about the trap-setters.
And confused why Mexico know this dance? Because there is one tinikling-like dance in Mexico that believed to have been brought there by a former Mexican missionary in the Philippines.
