Ask or/and Dare the Master of Kalokohan! (Hetalia OC!Philippines)

Mr. Spain

M!Philippines: Of course we don't-

Fem!Philippines: but that doesn't mean we forgot everything. *looks somewhere*

M!Philippines: *looks at her. Sigh and smile* If I answer you with a "No" then I'm lying. Some people think that being colonized is like being "adopted". Since being colonized by a powerful country can share knowledge, culture and even power but colonization is colonization. Even this country have a different intention, colonization means control and being control is....... um...... how do I say this-

Fem!Philippines: Hurt. You got no freedom to express what you want and... what you feel *tearing up*

M!Philippines: *just looking at her. Smile. Pat her head* Ikaw talaga! Stop being a drama queen! *messing her hair*

Fem!Philippines: ANO BA! STOP MESSING WITH MY HAIR! THE SAMPAGUITA MIGH-

M!Philippines: *laughs. Puts his hand to her shoulder* Alam mo Maria, kahit na 300 years tayo kontrolado ni Kuya Spain. Mayroon pa rin.... saya.

Fem!Philippines:.........

M!Philippines: Uyyy~ ngingiti na 'yan!

Fem!Philippines: Bakit naman ako ngingiti? Tigilan mo nga ako, Andres!

M!Philippines: Ahhh hindi talaga ha! *pinch her nose*

Fem!Philippines: ANDREESSSSS!!!!

M!Philippines: Agree ka muna~

Fem!Philippines: FINE! I agree.

M!Philippines: Ito! Parang hindi naman nakakausap si Kuya Spain! Sarap-

Fem!Philippines: Ano?

M!Philippines: Sarap kurutin! *pinch again*

Fem!Philippines: Che! *takes his hand*

M!Philippines: Ito- ANG ARTY ARTY MO NGAYON 'TE HA? BAKIT ABER? *acting gay*

Fem!Philippines: *push him through laughter*

M!Philippines: Now your laughing?! What is your problem?!

Maria points (by her lips) the calendar and Andres didn't get it, making her frustrated and walk out the room. Because of that, he finally get it

M!Philippines: Ahhhhhhh, "the time of the month"

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Mood swings. Mood swings everywhere. Anyway, Philippines and Spain are in a good relationship naman but of course, a healed wound came from a painful event that will never be forgotten. Kaya minsan, hindi maiwasan na magbalik ang mga mapapait na pangyayari pero normal naman talaga 'yun, hindi po ba? Maraming Salamat po JoshuaSC082903! I hope this will do it po :D
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M!Philippines: Maria, do you remember? When Kuya Mexico fell in his FACE on the GROUND from the kalesa?

Fem!Philippines: OO! *laughing so hard* and then Kuya Spain was like "Where is Mexico?" But actually, he is stepping Mexico's back *eat a chocolate*

M!Philippines: hay... kainam *wipes tears. Saw her*  Maria, you ate a lot of chocolates! Can you share some-

Fem!Philippines: NO WAY! YOU DON'T KNOW KASI WHAT I FEEL EVERYTIME THIS "EVENT" IS HAPPENING E!!! *tearing up again*

M!Philippines: HALA SIYA! IIYAK AGAD?! Also this "event" thing
happens for only 1 week or whatever, right? Just wait for it to finish and it will be fine. Stop overreacting at it.

Maria drop the chocolate carefully and stand up with a dark aura. Pull Andres' collar

Fem!Philippines: WHAT IF I CUT OFF YOUR *dolphin sounds* PATI NA RIN YUN B-*dolphin sounds* PARA WALANG HADLANG SA NAPKIN! WHAT IF I STAB YOUR STOMACH SO THAT YOU CAN FEEL WHAT WE FEEL WHEN A CRAPMS HAPPEN! ALSO YOU MAKE SURE THAT A STAIN WILL NOT HAPPEN SINCE MA.HI.RAP. MAG.LA.BA! TAPOS-

M!Philippines: Wa-want some cho-choco-colate? *offering a chocolate*

Fem!Philippines: MARAMING SALAMAT! KAHIT KAILAN THE BEST KA! *hugs him*

M!Philippines: *can't believe a chocolate save his life*

((So males out there, don't mess with a girl while on her period or else..... you know what will happen))