Ask or/and Dare the Master of Kalokohan! (Hetalia OC!Philippines)

BruJap?

M!Philippines: *reads dare*

Fem!Philippines: *saw the dare and look at him*

M!Philippines: *drop phone* Ikaw talaga neera_pmz nakakatawa ka talaga mag-joke! (Your joke is really funny!) AS IN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fem!Philippines:...........

M!Philippines:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Fem!Philippines: Um... but neera_pmz is not joking though...

M!Philippines: *looks at her* I know ☺

Fem!Philippines:.........

M!Philippines: That's why shout out to the person who made that sticker~ I mean please burn those-

Fem!Philippines: OKAY THANK YOU SO MUCH neera_pmz SORRY FOR YOUR DARE *whisper* na-triggered si koya

M!Philippines: KASI-

Nyo!Brunei: Hi Laura!

Fem!Philippines: Hi Nyo!Brunei what made you come here?

Nyo!Brunei: Oh nothing I'm just visiting. Where is Andres by the way?

Fem!Philippines: Ha? What do you mean? He is right her- *saw no one*
*whisper* really? Jealous pero torpe?

Nyo!Brunei: Hm?

Fem!Philippines: Ah nothing! Let's go inside

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AYOOOOO! It's me! :D r-remember me? No? O-okay T.T Btw, I would like to say thank you to neera_pmz THANK YOU AND SORRY FOR THE LOOOONNGGGGGGGG WAIT. And for the ASEAN reaction they didn't know that this dare exists since Phil never shared this dare to them (lol kuya is shy shy shy~ to his own reaction)

M!Philippines: Sorry I acted like a jerk neera_pmz

Fem!Philippines: but seriously, where did you got that sticker? I'm sure it's cute

M!Philippines: aY

Fem!Philippines: Sus torpe ka pa din

M!Philippines: che

Also to the others who asked their dares! (I will make them just please do wait) I highly appreciated it! I been gone for a long time and I'm sorry (but for sure no one is waiting so yeah lol)

FOR ADDITIONAL INFOOOOO

The word torpe is used to describe men who don't know how to approach the girls they like. Sometimes even an attractive man who is confident in other aspects of his life can be seen as torpe when it comes to girls LIKE PHILIPPINES//SLAPPED//

Source: https://www.tagaloglang.com/torpe/