the fault in our c.ock

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Yes I recycled a chapter, fuck me hard against a spiked sofa and read all of this or I'll cut your tits with Jimin's sharp jawline and drink the blood like Jin would eat a whole pizza

Congratulations, you've reached the end of this book.

Please support the sequel twice as much as you did this one.

I will be adding a fair amount of special chapters to this book until it reaches 50 chapters or not, depends on you.

Oh! What sounds better? Hyunyoo or Yoohyun?

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I would notify you of when I make the second book, but if you really cared you'd find it without me having to tell you (EVEN THOUGH THERE WILL ACTUALLY BE TAEGI SMUT IN IT AND CUTE FLUFFY MOMENTS). I'll just put it up within the week or the month or the year if anyone cares, still depends on you. Or you can mESSAGE ME BUT IDK IF ANYONE WOULD WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT TYPE OF PAIN AND SUFFERING JFC DO YOUR FINGERS BLEED JUST TYPING A SIMPLE SENTENCE??¿!

yeah I'm lonely, the life of a writer is a lonely one. People only want you for your stories, not leaving a trace of whether they read it or not and they don't give a fRICKLE fRACKLE about anything else. But I'm fine with that... IM FINE! It's not like I have a life or anything.. Or literally pull these chapters out of my arse...

even if no one messages me back or replies to my reply or responds to my cute messages on their profile or copies and pastes my story on tumblr saying "this story is not mine, credit to the author" (even tHOUGH YOOOO STILL CANT FUCKING DO THAT~ YO...

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even if no one messages me back or replies to my reply or responds to my cute messages on their profile or copies and pastes my story on tumblr saying "this story is not mine, credit to the author" (even tHOUGH YOOOO STILL CANT FUCKING DO THAT~ YOU HAVE TO ASK BECAUSE CLEARLY IM NOT FAMOUS AND EVEN MORE CLEARLY IM NOT DEAD, CLEARLY STATE THE AUTHORS NAME AND WHERE YOU STOLE IT FROM, AND PUT THE LINK TO THE ORIGINAL SMH WHATS SO DAMN HARD ABOUT THAT? DO YOU KNOW PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME? I HOPE YOU FIND OUT IN UNI JUST HOW WRONG IT IS AFTER YOURE EXPELLED PFFT IF YOU EVEN MAKE IT THAT FAR), or anything else I'm fine (':

This is why I barely follow anyone. I only follow pEOPLE WHO MESSAGE ME all the sILENT FOLLOWERS WILL GET A PSYCHOTIC JUNGKOOK SEE HOW LONLEY I AM?!¿!

It's just I feel like one of Yoongi's victims. Being used for then later thrown away when I'm of no use, but that's alright because we all know he failed (sorry not sorry).

Ills, Idk what you were thinking responding to your followers thinking they'd like you when no one does. You don't need any friends you have yourself and thats enough...

Ok ok *sobs* I'm done

You kno what? Don't message me. I fear the follow button. Don't contact me. I'm turning off notifications. Im removing my kik; don't "cum chat with daddy". I'm done with authors notes. Just be a silent reader and I'll be a silent author. Works great (((:

I'm a mess as you can tell

Hey, did you guys want character asks? No? Well too bad cause I want them due to this book being so damn confusing, I'll give you freebies.

*coughs*

You think I'm done making life for the characters hell? Think again

Sure, Taehyung's torture with Jungkook may be coming to an end, but did you forget about horseok? *conspicuous laughter*

Ask the character:

Yoongi: ask me whatever, I don't give a fuck

Taehyung: I'll answer any questions you might have. *pokes Yoongi's cheek* *Yoongi smiles*

Jungkook: *smirks* I might answer a few things

Jiwoo: ask me a question *v sign*

Hoseok: I won't answer about my future plans, never!

Jihyun: *signs "ask me a question"*

Jin: I've been in this dark place for ages! When is my character finally going to shine!!!

Namjoon: so I've been locked in this torture chamber with Jin for awhile, but I'm not complaining *smirks*

Seungyoo: ask anything and I'll answer, honestly

Mystery character: Yoongi...I miss you... *sobs*

Illia: you can ask me anything(UNLESS YOUR FINGERS MIGHT BLEED I CARE ABOUT YOUR FINGERS WELL BEING IF YOU NEED ANY FINGERS ILL GIVE YOU SOME RIGHT NOW! JIMIN! *enters (Malfunction) Jimin.* He takes your wrist forcefully making you drop your phone ON THE BED. "Oh baby" he moans as he cups your cheek, and grabs the back of your neck then....he thrusts his fingers into your eyeballs. "Ah, fuck yeah ah baby," Jimin moans as he thrusts his fingers in and out of your eye sockets (You should read Malfunction if that turned you on but I'm afraid there aren't any eye fucking chapters yet)), but ask yourself this first... 'Do I really want to know the answer?'

you'll get your answers when Zimin's satisfied

I still ((: have so so much ((: in store for all of you ((: I don't think ((: I can fit it into 35-50 chapters ((:, hmmmm... ((:

But I'll have to warn you at this point, I see an unavoidable character death in your future...(((:

why do I get the urge to eat a cardboard box? Do I have like a box fetish? And I like to keep the ones that smell good okay I'm weird.

Oh, and I'm announcing my hiatus (((: *cough* noonecares *cough* for...this book.

This book didn't reach the goals I had so I ended it early. It's like a punishment for you and me (cause we fail together) (': I bet you like daddy's punishment you little fricks


I should just quit wattpad though in all honesty or make my books private. My writing is shit and these stories take forever to write and half of those who read don't appreciate the time I spend on them. What's the point...? Ily all <3

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