While Bertie was saving the world from the evil Mr Evil, hiss hiss, Xander-chan was stalking his Senpai Nancy. However he wasn't very good at it, or he would know Nancy was stalking him at the same time. From behind the pillar. Taking secret pics. Nosebleed.
"Oh, HI NANCY" Timmy yelled as he breakdanced past him on his way to the theatre. This scared Nancy so much she dropped her phone and it smashed on the pavement. She started to cry.
In shock, Xander spun around and saw Nancy sobbing in the floor, and felt so bad for her he couldn't help but run dramatically in slow motion to her rescue. Completely over come in raw lovey dovey emotion, Xander ran over exaggeratedly at Nancy, but she was crying so much he started slipping on the flooded ground.
Still he went on, reaching her eventually and hugging her. They stared wishfully into each other's eyes, and slowly leaning on for a wee smooch 😘
"WHERES MY SENPAI?!?" Rosie screamed, interrupting them.
"Gosh darnet" Xander cursed, pissed that he didn't get to kiss Nancy because some crazy bitch thirsty for his best friend interrupted him.
"Oh, hehe, is ok Xander-chan..." Nancy whispered in her cutesy voice and smiled. She tucked a little bit of loose curly hair behind her ear and blushed as she noticed the flooded tear water all around them.
"Nancy... I.... I think I....."
"SENPAI!" Rosie demanded, grabbing Xander to his feet and dragging him away to find her Senpai.
"What we're you going to say?" Nancy called, looking a little sad as they got further and further apart.
"Nancy! I... I... I lo-" SLAM! Rosie dragged him out he school and slammed shut the door, leaving Nancy all alone.
The End :3
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"Rosie may or may not be about to die as shark cereal"
