OK SO
Ivan is crying, his fists raised in the air dramatically, crying for his lost love, Tankie. Tankie is now stuck at the heart of the giant robot, controlled by the evil Elmo and hated Elizabeth. The alternate universe selves who consisted of Jasmine, Nina etc, are pairing up with our heroes in order to save their school not in the name of education, but in the name of making Elizabeth look stupid.
"Either you can be a cry baby all year, or we can get your precious tank back" Ivy snapped at Ivan, who stood up and sprinted off with her.
Nate, weighing up his options, headed off towards his Lambo. As soon as he got within a metre of it though, Rosie popped up her wolvish head fully transformed, wires from the engine stuck in her fangs.
"What have you done!" Nate cried, beginning to understand why Ivan was so distraught.
"Oh, Hi other Senpai!" Rosie howled, bounding out the car and towards the giant robot. Defeated, Nate shrank down to the floor and stared up at he clouds, feeling very depressed.
"Hi there. My name is Nina and I can fix your car"
Kayla and Kameron were getting along like a house on fire. Literally. They were setting the remaining parts of the school on fire with their epic orange laser beams in order to trap the Elmizobeth robot. It was already getting really late, and whenever Ivan declared war it always got dark and foggy for some reason, so the whole battle field was lit by their neon orange sparks.
Running and leaping throughly the mud and fog, Rosie was beginning to feel kinda bad. I mean, her alternate self was a dick, she didn't know WHY Senpai was hanging around with him, but then again Elizabeth seemed so nice. Then they took away Senpai's Tankie.
NOBODY takes Senpai's Tankie. Rosie was switching sides, and she wasn't ashamed of it. However, everyone one seemed to be with themselves, and she didn't have the her which was a him.
He was found crying in the middle of the field, covered in permanent hair dye and grime. The sight of Rosie didn't help to stop the tears, even caused him to run further away. Not one to pursue things, except love, Rosie gave up.
Timmy and Taine were practicing their martial arts/breakdancing moves against the mini robots spawned by the Mother of all Robots. It was a friendly dance off, sending heads flying every time "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" pounded into everyone's ears. It was a badass display, and Elizabeth found it very distracting.
"What are you DOING" Elmo cried, from the top where he was sadistically trying to crush the people below like ants. It was obvious he thought very little of Elizabeth, but she hadn't picked up on it. Like most bad guys, he wanted to take over the world and sit on a throne of golden skulls, sipping a piña colada and having half naked people fanning him with peacock feathers. All Elizabeth seemed to want was penis.
"Oh, nothing" Elizabeth daydreamed, gazing out the window. "That Ivan guy is really hot, isn't he?"
"I... I never really thought about it..." Elmo pondered, secretly going to the file on his brain willed with an imaginary striptease for Ivan. He quickly snapped back to reality when he saw Rosie fall onto the screen, trying to bite Elizabeth through the glass.
"OH MY GOD! ITS A WOLF!" Elizabeth screamed, clinging to Elmo and crying.
"VAMPWOLF!" Rosie corrected, just before she slipped down the glass and fell. Elizabeth abruptly stopped screaming, but didn't stop clinging, and it made Elmo very uncomfortable.
"Well, look where we are" Elizabeth flirted, exaggerating her boob size and grinning. Elmo was trapped! Why didn't he add an escape pod into the robot head?!? Shit he was gonna die here!
Beginning to hyperventilate, Elmo had never been so glad to see a hero climbing through a vent into his secret base.
Ivan jumped onto the control panel. "AHA! I have conquered the robot!"
"I helped" Bertie called from above, but nobody listened.
"OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Elmo screamed, prising Elizabeth off him and falling to Ivan's feet. "Thank you thank you thank you!"
"You know what Elmo, if you're gonna give in that easily then fine! But I can still be evil without you!" Elizabeth cried, walking back to the window. Everyone in the room gasped and stared at her. Bathing in the attention, Elizabeth smiled and turned, just in time to see Rosie bite into her, drag her into the window and out to the foggy night. Elizabeth's screams sent shivers down everyone's spine. Then they stopped.
"... victory?" Ivan tested. Xander nodded at him, and Ivan repeated "VICTORY!" In a much more enthusiastic tone. Everyone cheered and grinned and Elmo was still thanking them for saving him. Now there was just the little problem of getting home.
The end :3
