After the excitement of the day before, Rosie almost getting eaten, VampWolfSharks, and most importantly Xancys first kiss, everyone was looking forward to a peaceful day at school, with no troubles at all. Unfortunately that was not to be, or else there wouldn't be a story.
Everyone calmly filed into their classes, chatted a little, and everything seemed to be going their way. That is, until Elmo showed up.
Nobody though much of him at first, he smiled and danced like everyone else, but then things went a little off...
Through his killer intuition, smartly toned abs and excellent sense of style, Ivan just KNEW something was amiss about the new guy. So, without hesitating, he froze time with the power of science and called everyone to a meeting.
They discussed quite ordinary ordinary things, things which would set me off topic and you all on course to nodland, so SKIP!
"It's decided then!" Kameron cried, fist pumping the air in a super anime style. "Elmo shall be defeated by midnight, or we are cursed to forever be stalked by Rosie!" Everyone cheered, and lit their pitchforks on fire, and ran out into the street to break... THE CURSE OF THE ELMO!!!
Elmo was found, unsurprisingly, associating with Fraser, Liam and Evan (the great coffee thiefs) by Ivan, and soon everyone was by his side.
"Here, take this condom bullet" Timmy offered in awe, handing it to Ivan and explaining. "It is a weapon of mystical magic, thousands of years old, noted by the great monks of Cuthbert, and before then the cave men who lived under the sea in alien spaceships, to have properties which repel whores!"
"Thank you, my breakdancing knight, keep up the good work" Ivan marvelled, aiming the condom bullet at Elmo and firing, looking like a badass.Unfortunately, Ivan's aim is bloody terrible, and it hit Tilly instead.
"Ahhhh fmlllllllllll I killed Tilly" Ivan cringed, Bertie gasping so much he fell over.
"Now who will be Bertie's love interest?!?" Xander stressed, looking around in desperation. Without a second to wait, some weird girl called Robyn who nobody had ever seen before yelled "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" But was quickly overcome with embarrassment and shrunk back into the shadows.
"MAYBELLE! FETCH ME A NEW NEW CONDOM BULLET!" Ivan demanded.
Maybelle looked around confused. "Firstly, I've never even been mentioned in here before... Secondly that was the only condom bullet ever made"
Ivan was so angry at himself he had an aneurism and died, and while everyone was still in shock Kameron jumped onto a table and cried "I WILL KILL THE BEAST!"
"Oh shit" Elmo muttered, seeing Kameron who was smol with bright orange hair charge at him, and decided to take off in the bitchmobile, leaving behind his friends to fend for themselves.
"ORANGE HAIR, ACTIVATE!" Kameron commanded, and his hair started to glow as he lifted off the ground and flew after the escaping Elmo. Elmo was scared shitless seeing Kameron flying after him, orange hair glowing, orange eyes glowing, even the grim determination glowing orange as he chased him down, and so he swerved for left to right to try and avoid hitting the pedestrians who were screaming and running for their lives.
Out of options, Elmo hit the breaks and dived down into a sewer like Mario, escaping Kamerons wrath and entering his true home
The end :3
"AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED SENPAI DIED?!?!?!?" Rosie screamed, just before you flicked over onto the next chapter.
The end end :3
