Just when you thought it was safe to walk around your school without a shirt on... The curse of the VampWolf came back to DumDum College!
Our damsel, Ivan, was innocently standing, showing off to his various guys and gals alike, completely in the dark about the terrifying creature stalking him from the shadows.
"Senpaiiiiii" whistled on the wind, and since it was cold everyone went inside. Except Ivan, he was so hot he could sustain his own heat and it was always like summer in his vicinity. Out loud, he praised his own awesomeness, semi-aware someone must be listening, somewhere...
The Monster grabbed his phone, and Ivan didn't notice as he was too caught up in his own excellence, considering nominating himself for an Oscar. There it found the precious risqué pictures from "Rachel", and it knew what it had to do.
Before anyone could say "gosh darn I know who this monster is!", Rachel was tied up on the pentagram, the monster laughing as its plan unfolded before it.
"You are in love with my SENPAI!" Rosie sobbed, hugging her knife to her chest. "If you love Ivan so much, then why won't you die for him!"
"Because I don't love Ivan!" Rachel cried, but since Rosie had gagged her, it came out as "mmph! Mmph mmph mmph!".
"A CONFESSION OF YOUR UNDYING AFFECTION FOR HIM!" Rosie cried, her little murderous heart breaking. "If I kill you, then he will fall in love with me, The Dark Lord Satan said so!"
With that, Rosie squealed a little in pleasure as she slit Rachel's throat. All this blood was a real turn on for her, made her feel hungry. And murder was just a fun new hobby she picked up recently.
Meanwhile...
"Dude, I suddenly started to feel really weird" Ivan complained, chilling with Xander as they watched nail tutorials on Xander's pink iPad. Xander shrugged it off, mostly because there was a picture of Nancy on his desk, and whenever he had trouble sleeping he would look at his beautiful girlfriend in the photographic eyes and smile to himself. Ivan gagged and buffered off, leaving Xander to have some alone time with Nancy's eyes.
Walking home in the dark by himself is always a good idea in Ivan's head, so when the distant howl and the patter of vampiric paws came up behind him, he was thoroughly shocked to see Rosie standing right in front of him, a tiny splatter of blood on her cheek.
"Hi Senpai! Miss me?"
Now Ivan could sense something was wrong. He had this weird feeling in his tummy, his heart was pounding, but he wasn't scared. Weak at the knees, he steadied himself on a tree and burst into tears.
"Rosieeeeeeeeee" he sniffled, attempting to stop the waterfall of tears to no prevail. With a gasp, Rosie was at his side in an instant, cuddled up into his warm body. Senpai noticed her, in a good way!
The next day at school, Ivan was nowhere to be seen. People even started to worry until he staggered in, pink lipstick stains all over his face, grinning like an idiot. Rosie walked in past him, blowing him a kiss as she walked. To Nate's pure horror Ivan seemed to be WITH Rosie, like mind control or something.
Enter Kameron, blustered and pissed off.
"RACHEL HASN'T SENT ME A TITPIC IN 5 WHOLE MINUTES!" He raged, throwing his bag to the floor. Everyone looked at him in shock, unsure on how the writer was meant progress the plot from here. With a frustrated sigh, Maybelle offered some information.
"Rosie killed her in a ritual"
"*GASP* nO my Rosie wouldn't do THAT!" Ivan cried, offended for his love. Everyone looked at him, convinced it was a ritual involving black magic. Now grumpy, Ivan stormed off and found Rosie instead, hugging her contently.
"Let's go to the stereotypical Japanese blossom tree" Rosie offered, Ivan smiling and letting her lead the way, their fingers interlocked.
"OMG I WANT MORE NUDES!" Kameron cried, starting to track down his bitch. The whole group found her body stuffed into a random locker, the dumb look still on her face. They laid her out, panicking, trying to figure out how to bring her back to life.
Gently pulling him down, Rosie gazed into Ivan's eyes, unable to believe her sweetest fantasy was about to come alive. The Cherry Blosson twirled around them in the light breeze, the sunlight filtering through the green leaves into his smiling face.
Imagining some fairytale shit was about to happen, since they didn't have Robyn at hand to do some Frankenstein stuff to bring her alive, Kameron in desperation snogged a corpse.
Running his fingers through Rosie's hair, Ivan leaned in, closing his eyes, anticipation the taste of her lips.
Wait, what was he doing?
Where was he?
Why the hell was Rosie right up close, he usually wouldn't go within 100 metres of her.
Disgusted, Ivan pushed her away and got to his feet, staring around in confusion and wandering off to find some cheesecake.
Gasping for air, Rachel sat up, grasping Kameron in her desperate fingers. Realising what happened, she looked into Kameron's orange eyes full of gratitude. "Ayy, sup girl, wanna fuck?" Kameron asked, full of class. Blustered, Rachel readily agreed and they disappeared into the nearest closet.
Prepared to finally give up, Rosie wiped away the tears silently rolling down her cheeks. She could still smell him, that's single scent that sent her crazy. Even now it was beginning to slowly fade away.
The end :3
