Friday morning, first period. Ivan and Jack walk into Drama with Mr. Hall, immediately all the girls in the room, Rosie, Bryony, Jane, and all the others flock to Ivan's side cuz he's hot AF. Ivan laughs a bit as Jack goes to chat with Tim, Xander and Catherine his friends. In the mean time, the mean guys Fraser, Liam, and Evan glare in jealousy as Ivan because he has hoes for days.
The girls fight over Ivan, eventually Rosie succeeds and demands to do a sexy improv with him, but during all the commotion the mean guys STOLE JACKS COFFEE! Jack gets really mad and pushes 500 girls out the way to go punch them, but Ivan holds him back as he slowly breaks down into tears, and Mr. Hall tells everyone to stop being horrible. Evan laughs a mean laugh as he shows a little of his weak abs to the girls, who move away from Ivan and talk to him instead.
And Ivan jumps up onto a desk and starts being awesome. The girls go back to Ivan, but are properly trying to fuck him like wtf ladies plz. So Ivan runs away with Jack and they break into the science block were Bertie is flirting with Tilly and ask for help. Then, suddenly, a wild ex appears. It's BELLE!!!
Ivan screams and hides while Rosie and the other girls burst into the room. Rosie, in a fit of rage that Belle would be such a BITCH to her precious Senpai (Ivan), bit Belle on the arm. Belle screamed as she slowly turned into a vampwolf, consumed by the ultimate power it came with and melted into the floor like in the Wizard of Oz.
Tilly and Bertie cheered, and Tilly tried to kiss Bertie because she is a strong independent woman, but Bertie dramatically threw himself away going "I DONT LOVE YOU TILLY GASP OH MY GOD" and Tilly felt sad. But no one noticed because Rosie as drooling all over her Senpai, but Ivan went "nah" and walked away like the badass cowboy he is. Jack was there who whole time fanboying.
And Kameron showed up and hugged Ivan, but Ivan went "nah" and Rosie slapped Kameron because she wanted Ivan to be her man.
So then the MEAN BOYS Fraser, Liam and Evan showed up and challenged Jack and Ivan to an epic fistfight up the butt, but Ivan instead decided to nuke them and Liam bought another coffee.
Then Rosie threw herself at Ivan's feet crying "My Sexy Hero!"
The end
Ps: Ivan and Jack knew Bertie loved Tilly back, but was pretending not to for secret agent reasons.
MORE ON THAT NEXT TIME
