Timmy, still being hailed as the ultimate hero, got to sit in the throne of honour, right beside Ivan. Before long, Jack came sprinting in, dragging with him a disgruntled newcomer...
"GUYS! THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND NATE HE LIVES IN A CAVE AND HAS GREAT PECS LOOK AT HIM!" Jack fanboyed, presenting this "Nate" guy with such confidence everyone on the room dropped their drinks in shock.
"Hi" Nate said with a smoulder, aimed directly at Ivan himself. He did the weird head flick thing, which caused Ivan to frown in pissed offness and turn away. Despite Ivan's distaste, everyone seemed to love Nate. Even Rosie took time out of her Ivan-worshipping routine to stare at him.
"I think I have a new Senpai" Robyn whispered to Nancy, and both giggled gayly.
In pure horror, Bertie and Xander turned to Ivan with round eyes and mouths. Ivan looked even more pissed off (an art he had mastered well over the years) and jumped to his feet.
"YOU!" Ivan yelled, pointing at Nate in annoyance. "Fite me"
"Didn't you do this last episode?" Maybelle asked, bored out of her mind. Everyone ignored her and squared Nate up, preparing to fite.
"Let me at him first" Bertie growled, karate kicking the air as a test. Xander did the weird hand lunch thing, and Ivan stood at his full height instead of slouching, crossing his arms. They looked like more violent, less gay Musketeers, and even Jack who was patiently tumblring looked up to witness the awesome.
Nate laughed a little, hiding the fact he was intimidated by Bertie's latex suit well. Robyn and Nancy quickly got over their infatuation for Nate at the sight of their precious Senpai's. It didn't change the fact Ivan didn't like Nate at all...
"Let's step outside. I'm sure a gentleman like you wouldn't want to fight I front of a lovely young lady like her" Nate smirked, pointing at Rosie just at the same time she burped. Noticing the two Senpai's were looking at her, Rosie gasped in embarrassment and hurried to apply more mascara to impress them, but by the time she finished they were already gone.
"Ok mate, let's fite" Ivan yelled, slamming shut the door and swinging a punch at Nate's face. Quick as a flash, Nate grabbed his fist and stopped him. He grinned, gazing into his brown eyes, his eyes flicking slowly between them and his lips. Ivan's lip trembled a little, his eyes filled with confusion and frustration.
"No homo" they whispered simultaneously.
Ivan finally gave in to his frustration and shoved Nate away from him. With a facial expression of pure grumpiness, Ivan flipped him off and stormed back inside. Unsure on how to actually continue about his day after having such a weird experience with someone so hot, Nate sat down and reviewed his life choices and was not pleased.
"IVAN! You're my king and you're pretty cool and I like your abs! Please let me be in your awesome ranks?" Nate begged, bursting into the room. Ivan, in shock, nodded. A confused cheer went up among them all, and this episode came to an end...
Suddenly, just in time, Ivan realised what he had done. "NO! WAIT-!"
Too late Ivan, The end :3
