Jack was hiding on tumblr, escaping the usual shenanigans surrounding his friends. Innocently scrolling down the page, he eventually, of course, came across some rather risqué Frerard fanart. Nothing new. But he more he looked at it, the more perfect he realised it was, reaching out to touch it's sexiness and he just wished so hard he could be apart of that picture...
A weird sucking sound, plus the fact he was steadily fallin forward alerted him to the fact he was quite possibly headed straight into his computer screen. POP! He looked around in excitement, barely able to wait until he saw Gerard tied to a bed in nothing but bunny ears and a bunny tail, but to his disappointment came across nothing of the like.
Instead, staring at him in a weird mixture of horror and hyperactiveness, was girl. She had brown curly hair, a "supernatural" t-shirt, an over sized hoodie and a bottle of chocolate milk gripped in her hands.
"HI FRIEND! IM JASMINE AND I LIKE CATS AND FANDOMS AND SMUTTY FANFICTIONS, HOW ARE YOU?!?"
"Uh, I'm Jack, I like all that stuff too..." Jack trailed off, desperately clawing at her screen to try to escape back to his own world.
"WANNA SEE SOME FRERARD SMUT?" Jasmine cried, grabbing behind her at printed out copies of her favourite fanart. Jack stopped in his tracks.
"Smutty Frerard Fanart?" He asked cautiously, forgetting about going home and jumping off the table. "SHOW ME OMG!"
The stayed up all night comparing each universes milk fic (which Jack could recite word for word), drinking chocolate milk and torturing Jasmines cat with love. When time for school finally came, Jasmine dragged Jack with her to meet all her friends.
"So then I told him he could go stick a vibrator up his asshole-" her friend Taine trailed off when she noticed them. They were all in a group, bitching about whatever people had been intolerable human beings that day, and it was an interesting topic. However, nothing was quite as interesting as Jack appearing out of nowhere.
"Jasmine! If I may direct input, I believe that is an alternate universe version of yourself born with male genitalia" BB thought out loud, causing everyone to gasp.
"OMG OMG LET ME THINK!" Jack cried, scanning the faces around him. "If Jasmine is me, then you, BB, you would be Bertie. You look just like him!"
"You... Kayla?... You're my fried Kameron he has orange hair too and he is small. That's Ivan, that's Timmy, that's Xander..."
Suddenly, a tall guy with a douchebag look walked past. "Oh my Gerard... If that's Ivan, then that guy is ROSIE!"
The guy regarded him with a weird look and stalked off, ducking behind a pillar to avoid the detection of... "And that's Elmo."
"Yeah... Her name is Elizabeth. She is evil" Kayla input, and everyone around them nodded in agreement. Remembering the various evil deeds Elmo had done in his universe, Jack couldn't help but to shudder at what Elizabeth must have done in this one.
Everyone calmed down a bit, started chatting normally with Jack gasping and naming various people in the background, and everything seemed like almost a normal day of school.
That's until Ivan came charging in, Kameron flying behind, Bertie cartwheeling, Timmy breakdancing, Nate driving a sports car and Rosie fully transformed into a vampwolf, crawling across the ceiling.
"NEVER FEAR!" Ivan cried. "I have come to conquer this land and rescue my dear friend Jack!" He announced, dismounting from his tank and strolling over to Jack. "Wait a second... You look like me!"
Rudely, he pointed at the girl who glared at him and slapped away his hand. "Fuck off Mate!"
"That's my line you bitch!"
"Screw you, you manslut!"
"Ivan/Ivy! Be nice!" Xander and his female counterpart interjected, looking at eachother in shock.
"EW OMG! I can't believe I'm such a horrible GUY!" Rosie squealed from nowhere.
"So... You're a secret agent... But can you do maths?" BB asked Bertie, who looked away in shame. He failed his maths, and it was his biggest secret.
"I like breakdancing!" Timmy cried. "I... Can't breakdance" Taine admitted.
Somehow, during the chaos, Elmo had managed to slip through the portal and nobody saw him run off to find his own counterpart.
Will Elmizobeth be defeated? Will Nate get laid? Will Rosie slap someone? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
The end :3
