Everyone was gathered in the IvanBunker, Elmo tied up in the corner. They were contently drinking all kinds of beverages from chocolate milk to lemonade to vodka, and Panic! was playing though the speakers. Kameron was high, dancing on the table previously used to push little boats around with sticks for Ivan's entertainment, and everyone was having a good time.
Nobody found Elizabeth's body, and nobody had seen Rosie since the "incident", but that was too dark to dwell on their minds. Rosie always creeped everyone out at least a little, but pure murder was a little too weird to comprehend.
"A toast!" Timmy cried, wrapping his arms around Taine and grinning. "For defeating a giant robot AND learning new skills!" Everyone took a shot of their chosen drink, laughing and dancing. Shyly, Nate approached Ivan, who was in the corner ordering a stripper.
"Hey... Uh... I just wanted to say *hic*... We don't need a stripper... Everyone wants you do to it instead" he muttered, in a mixture of embarrassment, love, and drunkness. Ivan and Nate were the drunkest out of everyone, their combined intoxication would down a blue whale, so what happened next wouldn't surprise anyone tbh.
Ivan was standing way too awkwardly, the phone falling out his hand and almost smashing on the floor. Nate took this as the perfect invitation to lean in and plant his lips on Ivan's.
Ivan smirked a little, staring at Nate and struggling to stay stood up. Nate's vision was blurring. It was dark. It was loud. They thought they were talking to Gerard Way. See? The kiss was TOTALLY an accident!
It only lasted two seconds before Ivan pulled away and staggered off to get another drink. Ashamed, Nate sunk down to the floor and cried tears with so much alcohol in them he briefly became a brewery.
Timmy and Taine had abandoned the thick of the party for this odd looking game called "Just Dance". Unfortunately, the party followed them and now everyone was taking sides and cheering them on. It was so close, 1 point difference, and the dance moves were so smooth and perfect it broke the machine.
Then Xander noticed something on the monitor that almost least to half the party having a heart attack. White stuff was falling from the sky???
Ivan was first outside, staring up at it. Nina followed him, looking bored.
"WHAT THE HECK?" Ivan shouted, trying to grab it.
"It's snow"
"WHAT?"
"SNOW"
"It looks like cum" Kameron supplied, just as confused. Everyone nodded as their counterparts facepalmed.
"Doesn't taste like cum" Elmo informed them, having been thoughtfully laced outside, still tied up. Not believing him, everyone stuck out their tongues to taste, and it indeed did not taste like cum. It tasted like hypothermia.
With everyone still outside, a figure materialised in the shadows. Nobody noticed at first until it morphed into a girl.
"Hi Senpai!" It called, causing Ivan to freeze. In horror, he turned slowly, painfully towards the source of the noise, a look on his face like he KNEW he was probably about to die or worse. Be made to take as maths test.
There was Rosie, smiling her sweetest grin, a shred of clothing still stuck in her teeth. She (obviously) had no clothes on, so the mist tastefully covered her naughty bits. She waved, her fingernail having been painted red with someone's blood :3
"Oh... H-Hi... Rosie..." Ivan stammered, faking a smile and slowly backing away. He was secretly kinda hoping the crazy bitch was dead. Everyone was silent, waiting for someone to save them. That someone was Nate, bursting out the bunker and jumping into his car. "Get in!" He yelled like a badass, everyone from his universe jumping in. Through magic, he attacked Ivan's Tankie to th back of the car, and towed it away at full speak straight towards the portal through which they arrived.
There was a weird shimmer and everyone was gone, the bunker, the giant robot, even the tyre tracks. The only evidence they were ever there was Kayla's newfound superpowers and a distant VampWolf howl in the night.
The end :3
