Xander, still annoyed that Rosie has to rudely interrupted his first kiss, was formulating a plan. Heaving him across the mud, Rosie was determined to find Ivan, her precious Senpai, and her mind was so set on Ivan that she didn't even notice Xander inventing the trap to catch her right behind her back.
"Hey Rosie, I think Ivan is at the beach" he muttered, slyly smiling as he finished his knitting.
Without a seconds hesitation she set of sprinting towards the beach, maybe she would finally see him shirtless and covered in golden sand and sea water dripping from his hair just daring her to lick it off his face and he would tell her to meet him behind the dunes and-
And Rosie got caught in Xander's trap.
There she was, dangling upside down, pony tails within munching distance of a swarm of sharks, Xander laughing evilly from below. For a final act of indignity before her much deserved death, Xander texted ALL his mates to come watch.
When Jack (who came first) saw everything, he said it was rad and bought a chocolate milkshake for everyone coming. He even prepared to gif the entire thing for the use of his tumblr followers who were all quite insisting they were going to unfollow if he didn't produce an annoying girl being eaten by sharks.
Slowly all the others arrived, ignoring Rosie's demands to be put down and generally having a party because why not. They even started playing good music, which Rosie HATED SO MUCH! Nancy even showed, but was too shy to go say hi to Xander and instead hid at the back of the crowd.
Finally, Ivan, Bertie and Kameron returned from saving the world.
"Um, what's happening to that girl?" Ivan asked cautiously, peering down at the Sharks who winked and waved at the excited gatherers.
"Rosie may or may not be about to die as shark cereal" Timmy replied, still never stopping breakdancing because he was about to break a world record.
"Oh no!" Ivan cried, realising the flaw in his best friends plan. He grabbed Nancy and sprinted through the crowd, using his devilish good looks to get everyone to move out their way. Quickly the pair climbed the steps of the trap and stopped at Xander, who was still laughing.
"Xander! Don't do this!" They yelled in unison, only Ivan did it genuinely, and Nancy added a "tee hee" for good measure. But it was too late, Xander had already hit the button and Rosie was plunged into the shark pool.
"Noooo you fool!" Ivan yelled staring in horror at the frothing mess below. Nancy grabbed Xander in terror and everyone in the crowd cheered. Then, everything went quite and still.
Slowly, Rosie trudged out the water, her mascara running down her face and one pigtail eaten by the shark. Her outfit was RUINED! And had purple shark blood in her mouth, and Ivan's worst fears were confirmed. Suddenly, the unmistakable howls of VampWolfSharks lit up from the pool, and everyone ran away in fear, shitting their pants.
"Dude. She made VampWolfSharks. The most dangerous creatures in the universe!" Ivan cried, grabbing Xander's other side and cringing in terror.
"Where. Is. My. Senpai!?!" Rosie screeched, glancing around. Ivan screamed and ran off like everyone else, leaving Nancy and Xander together with the hoard of VampWolfSharks and Rosie to keep searching for her Senpai. Thankfully, she completely ignored the pair, and the Sharks were somehow still loyal to Xander, meaning he had the most dangerous thing ever as a pet.
Overcome with raw attraction for Xander, Nancy finally word up the courage to kiss him, and it was bootiful. Jacks abandoned gif camera captured the whole thing on loop, and it was immediately sent to everyone's phone.
The end :3
