Okay so I know this isn't a tag, but to be honest this book was never going to just be tags, I just wanted a rad title. Anyways, I've been not feeling quite tip-top today because sex is everywhere and I cannot get away from it. I don't mind y'all being kinky fuckers and I may make a dirty joke when I feel like it, but it just seems like that's the common humour for everyone I know. Every non-serious book I read on here is full of sex jokes, every comedy act I watch is full of sex jokes, every time someone laughs it's because of a sex joke [or a meme, but I like those so we can ignore them for a minute]. Sometimes I'm just overwhelmed by the fact if I want to get a laugh, I have to endure countless sex jokes. Now, please don't be offended or hurt if that is your humour, that's all fine, but surely you can laugh at other things once in a while. I literally watched a whole comedy festival show on TV and every. single. act. had a sex joke in it. Please, I love you fam, but please. Rally up the memes or something, my non-kinky asexual self cannot handle this for much longer. Also, my fish died Rest In Peace Barbecue Sauce [also rip my anonymity], you will be missed.
Sincerely,
Someone who really doesn't mean to offend anyone, I love you fam, pls just tone down the kinky
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RandomMostly this is me writing down my thoughts when I can't find the words for a poem or the commitment for a story (read: all the time).
