Parents, are demanding, bossy, always got to be right about everything and are the puppet masters for most of our lives. They are loving, protective, sincere and if they are nothing like this then you need new ones.
Don't hate them because there's a chance you will end up becoming one, if you probably already aren't one.
The Story of Bog's Dad
"Hi, my name is Bog and I will tell you about my father. My dad is a bug. He is very caring...
*squash* sound of a beetle being stepped on.
Bog: "NOOOOOOOOO, YOU STEPPED ON MY DAD!!"
Reader: "Oh, I thought that cockroach was your dad."
Bog: "NO, THAT BEETLE WAS MY DAD. NOOOO....." *sob, sob*
Reader: "........ (o_o') "
*Funeral music*
NegativeReader: "He's very dead."
Bog: "He was the best Dad I'd ever had." *sob* ╥﹏╥
Reader: "Has anyone seen my other shoe?"
Lesson Learned:
Never get bugs as parents and if your parents are bugs please don't step on them. Also stepping on them makes your shoes sticky and dirty.
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Random Guide To Life
RandomA random book which is filled, as you can guess, randomness that not even I truly understands. As long as you don't try any of this at home or anywhere else I'm sure you won't get hurt to badly. (>.♥)✌ These stories all based on all the rando...
