Joy: "Do you know what happens when a vampire goes to the beach?"
Bog: "No, what?"
Joy: "He gets SUN BURNED." *wink*
Meanwhile
Reader and Cat are at the beach with their friend the vampire.
Cat: "Meow meow meow meow."
Reader: " Your right Cat it is a perrrrrfect day for a tan. Don't you agree vampire."
Vampire: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHGGG"
Lesson Learned:
Next time bring a parasol.
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Random Guide To Life
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