Forecast: "It will be warm and sunny all day today. So get your summer clothes out of the closet."
NegativeReader: *looks out the window*
Freezing snow storm.
Next day:
Forecast: "There is absolutely no chance for rain."
NegativeReader: *looks out the window*
*sees Reader running around with his mouth open*
Raining tacos.
Forecast: "And don't be silly, it will never rain tacos."
NegativeReader: *looking at Reader choking on a taco*
Lesson Learned:
The weather forecast can't be trusted.
Bog: "Reader-senpai are you alright?"
Reader: *still choking in a taco*
Bog: ". . . . . . . . Hey I can finally say THE EN-"
*Reader spits the taco on Bog*
Reader: "THE END!!!!!!!!!!"
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Random Guide To Life
RandomA random book which is filled, as you can guess, randomness that not even I truly understands. As long as you don't try any of this at home or anywhere else I'm sure you won't get hurt to badly. (>.♥)✌ These stories all based on all the rando...
