"Hello everybody, Dragol here and today we are going to tell you how to survive Undertale. Obviously says so on the title but who cares."
"Today we have two experts with us, if you're not talking about me, Dandelion-"
*audience cheers for Dandelion*
"-and Joy."
*audience fall silent* . . .
Joy: *knacks her fist* "Where are my applause!?"
*audience CHEERS wildly for Joy*
Dragol: "So Dandelion how did you survive Undertale?"
Dandelion: "I made friends with everyone and gave them FREE hugs and candy."
Audience: "Aaaaaaaaawwww"
Dragol: "And how did you survive Undertale, Joy?"
Joy: *takes out a knife* "Get the hint!"
*audience have left the building*
Lesson Learned:
(when reading this part plz say it in an extremely creepy voice)
You have two choices, be friends with everyone or die.
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