On Christmas day at the twins, Dandelion and Joy's place.
Joy: *opens her gift first*
Dandelion: *opens her gift next* "What did you get Joy?"
Joy: "Coal and someone's gonna burn tonight. What did you get?"
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Dandelion: "I also got coal."
Joy: "Wait. Aren't you a good kid?"
Dandelion: "no no. I mean COAL."
Joy: "coal?"
Dandelion: *shows her present*
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Dandelion: "Cole"
Joy: "oooohhhhhh... wtf"
The next day. . .
The North Pole is on fire.
Joy: *laughing sinister* "I knew that coal would come to use."
Dandelion: *taking pictures of cute polar bear cubs*
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Lesson Learned:
The North Pole can burn?
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Random Guide To Life
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