Bog: "Hey guys, I heard that author is going to join this chapter." (✿◠-◠)
Reader: "YAY, this calls for a party, I'll go get the unicorn."
NegativeReader: "Whatever."
Dragol: "Shhhhh, here she comes."
ME: "Yay, I'm finally part of a chap..."
Reader: "THE END!!!"
*ME gets angry at Reader for interrupting, picks up phone and starts typing.*
One saving moment later.
*ME drives over Reader with a monster truck then throws Reader of a cliff.*
Reader's Lesson Learned:
Never make the author mad cuz they can make anything happen in this book.
Reader: *sob, sob* .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·.
*Bog laughs at Reader in the back ground.*
ME: "See ya all soon." ＼(￣▽￣)／
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Random Guide To Life
AcakA random book which is filled, as you can guess, randomness that not even I truly understands. As long as you don't try any of this at home or anywhere else I'm sure you won't get hurt to badly. (>.♥)✌ These stories all based on all the rando...
