Reader and Dandelion sitting in a train.
Dandelion: *takes an orange out of her bag* "Want an orange Reader-senpai?"
Reader: "No, maybe later."
Dandelion: "Oh, ok. Want an orange now?"
Reader:"Maybe tomorrow."
Later at Readers house one second after midnight
Dandelion: *hanging out side Readers window* "Want an orange now?" *creepy smile*
Reader: *opens the window* "What are you doing here?"
Dandelion: "I am here to give you your orange you said you wanted."
Reader: "I said maybe. Now go back home."
*closes the window*
*goes back to bed*
*lightning strikes*
Dandelion was all of a sudden gone.
*Reader lay on the bed and fell asleep*
Dandelion: "Rrreeeaaadddeeerrrr-sseeennnpppaaaiiii!!!"
Reader: *jumps* "wht-" *sees that Dandelion isn't there* "......moooommm"
*Reader runs to his/hers parents room* "Mom. Dad. Can i sleep with you?"
Mom: "Well, of course you can sleep with us. Do you also want an orange before bed?" *creepy smile*
*Dad removes blanket from head and sits up*
When Reader's Dad turns his head towards him, he realizes that Dad's head is an ORANGE.
Reader: " NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*Reader wakes up in train*
Reader: "phew, was only a dream"
Dandelion: "Reader you fell asleep and we're soon at our station."
Reader: "Dandelion, I had a horrible dream."
Dandelion: "You want an orange?"
DUN, DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
YOU ARE READING
Random Guide To Life
RandomA random book which is filled, as you can guess, randomness that not even I truly understands. As long as you don't try any of this at home or anywhere else I'm sure you won't get hurt to badly. (>.♥)✌ These stories all based on all the rando...
